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    Dr Emilio Lizardo on Apr 12, 2009 (Private)

    Just got your message and checked your blog. Jive Tarkin will be missed. Since moving to Madison, you now live less than 100 miles from me, maybe I could just stalk you till you do something funny.

    katastic on Jan 14, 2009 (Private)

    Squirrel mittens. Hehehe. Truly, you are funny.

    tetracycloide on Jan 14, 2009 (Private)

    i tried to be tired of pants once but i got arrested.

    Phyllis Nefler on Dec 09, 2008 (Private)

    ANY
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    BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS

    Multiphasic on Dec 04, 2008 (Private)

    Very much appreciated. As far as I'm concerned, that's like having Darth Vader say, "Dude, you're kind of a badass."

    tetracycloide on Nov 17, 2008 (Private)

    you have a weekend column on io9? how was i not aware of this?

    SlickaNicka on Sep 16, 2008 (Private)

    Where you at, Moff? Gawker has a MOFF/PALIN post for you!!! You are being paged.

    itsalwaysthequietones on Aug 28, 2008 (Private)

    Here's what you were looking for on the strip-tease post:

    [en.wikipedia.org]

    skahammer on Aug 27, 2008 (Private)

    One day soon, I owe you a public put-up (it's the opposite of a put-down), because I got a genuine chuckle out of "Yay, opinions!" in the first Salinger thread, although by then it was too late for me to comment on it. Merci.

    braak: You are, as usual, complete on Jul 22, 2008 (Private)

    Well, that's not surprising. Everyone wants to make out with me.

    I can sing, but I only know four notes between low C-sharp and low E. So, I don't know. But maybe it'll be a weird, post-modernist musical, and I can just do Mongolian Throat Singing.

    braak: You are, as usual, complete on Jul 21, 2008 (Private)

    Okay, so, I guess we're going to be in Spider-Man, the Musical.