You'd better tell braak. And get your jazz hands ready.

You consistently crack my shit up, dood.

Ohhh, I thought it was an adjective. I thought "any time" was the adverb(ial phrase). Never mind! Or! Change your status update!

Dude. Shouldn't that be "any time?"

Well congrats! When you are back, will you be seeing the new Hulk? I'd kind of like to read your blog it.

Thanks. You kind of left me with low hanging fruit. And a giant bucket. And a staff of five to collect the fruit.

Last night was amazing. Heyo!

Christopher Lee,; remember the Dracula movies, where he had no dialogue but scared the shit out of you anyway? Hammer Films.

Mostly, I'm infuriated at the other io9 commenters. Somehow, the libertarians keep not being able to just shut the fuck up before I punch them in the face. It's like everyone is just trying to pick fights by being retarded.

Also, I just saw that Star Trek Episode last night, too!

Huh.

Mostly everyone thinks they suck at writing, even the people who are good at it. I think I suck at it, too. I have a novel that I am supposed to be trying to get sold, and I don't want to, because whenever I think about it I want to rip it up and set it on fire.

Monogamy is kind of lame, but in the same way that having to mow your lawn every weekend is lame. So, it could be a lot worse.

God damn it, braak needs women...

Also, somehow I left your message for me.

"That was really insightful. THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED, FUCKERS. My first clue that you had something useful to contribute was when you said that part about "someone needs to pick up the garbage." I'd never heard anything like that before. I also liked when you said "Hand Penis." I get it, because the movie is actually called Hancock, and "cock" is another word for "penis." Brilliant. HILARITY IS IN THE PROCESS OF ENSUING."

Moff, this was epic. That's all I wanted to add.

Based on the Gawker thread about M. Night Shyamalan alone, I love moff. I am now a card-carry moff-diver.

There, I said it.