"After the 'November Surprise/Terrorist Incident' occurs and President Cheney (they will tell us that W drowned in an unfortunate keg accident at Camp David), declares Martial Law, do not be surprised when you are awakened at 2:00 AM and forced into an olive drab Hummer driven by a blonde in a tacky SS outfit...
Jesus, this woman is a moron."
"@Miss d: "Stan, your dog is a gay homosexual." - Eric Cartman in the mid-90's which I am missing more and more these days.
I think a suitable substitute is 'That's so Republican', which has the advantage of pretty much explaining anything that is effed up to the tenth power."
"Do Zucker and Company hang at Planet Asshat on alternate Tuesdays unless an NA meeting conflicts with that date?
WTF doesn't even begin to explain my total mystification at such hubris.
To steal a line from 'Are You Being Served': "I'm glad I don't have your nerve in my tooth."
Later this morning I plan to email them and ask if this is the same email address I need to use to ask for my money back..."
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