hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"Not enough patriotic star-spangled beanie babies on monitors or lucite plaques for jobs well done."

hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"@SisterMaryMartha: @TriedandTrue: @Iconocleft: Thanks!"

hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"@SisterMaryMartha: Yes, it's a good thing--moving to a new job, better title, more money, yada yada yada."

hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"@Iconocleft: it's bittersweet."

hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"@Political Party Girl: You need this: [uk.gizmodo.com]"

hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"@hamburgerhotdog: I actually was kind enough to shake all the keyboard cereal out for the next person who will be sitting here and found the crumbs of at least five different snack chips, a fragment of gummy bears, four paper clips and cheetos dust."

hamburgerhotdog commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"My desk is perfectly clean....only because today is my last day of work."

hamburgerhotdog commented on 'Daily Show' Tackles Bizarre Trend of Middle-Aged Women Enjoying Sex

"@Unfun: I like you."

hamburgerhotdog commented on 'Daily Show' Tackles Bizarre Trend of Middle-Aged Women Enjoying Sex

"@Pareene: I want to buy you a milkshake and a corndog at the State Fair."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Say What? Woman Charged With Killing Fetus After Cutting Umbilical Cord In Utero

"@DramaClub: the article said A condition sometimes occurs called umbilical cord prolapse, when at least part of the cord emerges from the birth canal while the fetus remains in the womb."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Say What? Woman Charged With Killing Fetus After Cutting Umbilical Cord In Utero

"You'd have to open your cervix to get something in there in the first, which would likely cause labor (I think?), then finding it would be tricky since you'd have to navigate around the actual fetus itself, the amniotic sac and do that with a sharp object....this is definitely no hand mirror and flashlight affair. I think you'd probably have an easier time taking off your underwear without removing your pants than doing what they claim she has."

hamburgerhotdog commented on NEWS JEWS CAN USE

"@NobodyLikesMe: actually, back when I worked in surgery, some Jews would request to get anything taken out given back to them."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Dead Body Found in McCarren Park Pool

"@Multiphasic: Did he die in the shed looking for his one divine hammer? (sorry, that was terrible)."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Dead Body Found in McCarren Park Pool

"@hamburgerhotdog: in the shed, doh."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Dead Body Found in McCarren Park Pool

"...And you will know us from the smell from the shed."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Dead Body Found in McCarren Park Pool

"I call dibs on his record collection."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"@Sheila: Helps give context."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"@Sheila: Well, out of fairness, it might have helped to mention this wasn't the first time she had met her 'media idols' and been disappointed: [jessandjoshtalk.blogspot.com]"