I can't believe congressmen even have to respond to questions like this. thank you conservative media for wasting everyone's time.
@BettyCrocker: um, apropos of nothing, you know vince ferelli is one of the biggest powermusclebottoms in porn, right? his, um, secret garden is as unto the stargate - every time he bends over it as if james spaders hand is going to reach out - not that there's anything wrong with that !!!
it's those damn 'my slutty pony' dolls - they're just too hott
@LessThanZero: I used to rollerblade around manhattan on shrooms, and highly recommend it. seriously.
sorry, dumb question: do you have to physically be somewhere to check in, or just say that you're there? I've never used foursquare, I have no idea. because, hell, I'll start checking in from all over the globe !!!
@JudyPaceFace: wait - a straight male flight attendant? really?
@SkipErnst: oh, fuck you. you're probably the asshole he told off.
@CecilTuditanus: oh shit, I am so doing that next time. good call.
@AnnieGetYourFun: that sounds incredibly uncomfortable, I kinda have the same thing (not to your extent tho), and I wonder if a low level antidepressant used to treat OCD wouldn't help
Montana Fishburne ? really ?
wow. what a douche. isn't there some way he can be prosecuted for not reporting the rape immediately?
@valet_of_the_dolls: I saw it. HOT !!! you want guilty pleasure, rent 'rush'
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