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"What does lopyud mean?"

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on The Many (Rumored) Loves of Anderson Cooper

"@FuryOfFirestorm: Cooper has explained to the press before that an openly gay journalist could not, for example, interview a Taliban warlord on the warlord's home turf, for fear of simply disappearing."

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Larry and Sergey brought wives to watch Google satellite launch

"ARRRGH, Sergey's wearing nylon REI pants!!"

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on An Endorsement for "Slut Day"

"Damn, I'm late the party here!"

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Glamour Preggyblogger Poses Nude, Takes The L Train

" @swedish fish jr.: Considering she's a white NYC writer with apparently some education, and the dad is just some random hookup, choosing to keep the sprog is mind-boggling, genuinely shocking, and well worth a blog. Anyone know what Coppa's religion is? @karion: QUADriplegic."

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Housing The New Victorians

" Stephenson used "Vickies" instead of "New Vics," and I think you can put more bile into "Vickies." The sad part is that these days, dear old Father just won't be able to get any real sense of shock value by paying whores to cane him."

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on The Sort Of Stuff I Like To Look At

" @DavidWatts: Or it's 4:55pm Friday."

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Is The iPhone The Gayest Product Of All Time?

" @Mediahohoho: Oh, surely surely you aren't telling me that consistently unwise consumer spending isn't part of being an inferior person?"

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Eric Hielscher, Google Intern, Makes It In New York

" @peppermintpatty: Me too!"

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Taking Adderall Makes Me Hump Like A Guy

" @peachkellipop: Not "will do," "can do." Drug effects vary widely. Also, don't use 'em too often."