message in a bottle.

You're Mystery?!?!

Do you want to hear a funny story? I texted a friend of mine saying "Are you hypocriteoath on Gawker?" Sadly he is not you, but for a moment I was convinced. One day I will know your secret identity... one day. And then we will duel.

Thanks for fighting the good fight today re: Dismal. I respect the views, but he pisses me off on a purely visceral level. I'd be snarling and spitting, whereas you've politely shut down each of his Friedman-lovin' talkin' points.

All that's to say: Bravo.

Re Olympics - I read your thoughts, and understand your points. I'm just a simple sucker who falls for the trumped-up stories.

Oh, I know. And I know all too well. Closely held state secret here - I work on Wall Street.

well played sir, may i have another. seriously though, the opportunity presented itself and i took it. and in all fairness, i've still said it 3 million times less than sean hannity has.

Sadly, this in no way lines my wallet.

that monkey video is my new most favoritest thing available anywhere on the internet. i immediately posted it to my facebook and myspace profiles and watched it three times. you win!

I lost 4 followers and I want you back. what do I have to do? TELL ME! I miss you all so so so much. REALLY. fur sirius.

The only thing I can guess is that it's the sum of beers consumed and cigarettes smoked in the last 24 hours.