if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on McCain-Approved Reporter: "Can liberals simply not keep themselves from attacking the military?"

"he's short that's all you really need to know"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on FYI

"kg leaving the country?"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Chris Matthews Is America

"@lawyergay: commie nommie @RollsRoyceRevenge: die off and extinction, followed by the emergence of smarter, more nimble and adaptable pundit life forms."

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Death Of The Brand Extension?

"@Bell County: @gecko: @Aaron Altman: @The Doctor: golf courses not only are ecological deserts but they consume vast amounts of water and are covered in tons of pesticides and growth things; they are a plague upon the earth but the dog photos are adorable"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Bill O'Reilly Falsely Accuses Times Of Caricature

"@moff: i believe the technical term for the faux outrage at faux news and the conservative hate blogs is whiny ass titty baby hissy fit; also, attacks of the vapors, also pearl clutching victorians in need of a fainting couch @MaelstromInTheMiddle: it would take a brave sould to reblog their shit as that would mean watching it or reading it"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Fellow Fox Flack Defends Briganti's Honor

"@cassandra: at gunpoint, yes"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Death Of The Brand Extension?

"@Triborough: i would totally buy golf for dogs and read it to my dogs @Aaron Altman: they laughed when i read that to them"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Subprime Crisis Hits Those Who Created It

"@lawyergay: exactly right on; capitalidm for the poor and socialism for the rich is another name for what you absolutely correctly decribed as the generation long shift of profits away from workers to owners, liabilities away from owners and onto the workers they have so very thoroughly dispossessed."

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Cityfile, The Who's Who Of New York

"@denton: guido?"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Subprime Crisis Hits Those Who Created It

"trickle down misery means a bad season coming for servants"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Subprime Crisis Hits Those Who Created It

"not one of those lawns in the photo has anyone doing anything on it -- walking, sitting, reading just vast expanses of empty grass"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Vogue Brings Black Models To Otherwise-Occupied Readers

"and black history is in february, teh shortest month i'm just saying"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on That Nanny Diaries Girl Just Got Married; Why Haven't You?

"gay marriage!"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Attn Celebrity Interviewers: 'Meet the Press' Gig Still Open

"diane sawyer, former junior miss, worked for nixon in the morning, she's pretty and smooth and smart, but she is about as establishment as they come."

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Irena Briganti, The Most Vindictive Flack In The Media World

"amazing photo"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on How Pixar Joined The Liberal Bandwagon

"@raincoaster: wow."

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Greta Van Susteren Bays For Blood Of Anderson Cooper

"he is so hawtt"

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Lewis Lapham Hates On Tim Russert

"@fileunder: listicles ... this much is true: The press was supposed to speak on behalf of the people."