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"She's just taunting poor Sherri with that lion's mane."

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invalid-username commented on Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

"David Burtka as a young Val Kilmer anyone?"

invalid-username commented on Senate Notices: Byrd Is Old

"He's the woman from Poltergeist!"

invalid-username commented on Jenna Bush Calls Parents on TV, Finds Them Doing Nothing

"I know it's redundant to say, given our past 7 years of "leadership," but I for one don't like the idea of our President and First Lady sitting on their asses waiting for the phone to ring."

invalid-username commented on The Hordes Descend, The Battle Continues

"@nojo: You know it!"

invalid-username commented on Paultard Money Seized in Raid!

"Some dude preaching jesus-love gave me a one-hundred dollar bill with Al Gore's face on it outside the Park Street T station in Boston."

invalid-username commented on A judge has issued a $30,000

"I love the grammar of "a patient in whom he accidentally left a sponge." It makes you realize how creeptastic that is."

invalid-username commented on Oscar de la Hoya Sued For Close To His Annual Victoria's Secret Budget

"Oh how I LOVE being a girl ..."

invalid-username commented on In an open letter to America,

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