eHarmony advertised on E in the first place?
"I could have been in Las Vegas having tea with the first lady. But instead I was giving her husband a hand job at 30,000 feet."
Did Michael Jackson leave her his nose?
@irishflyesq: I meant for the Post, you didn't have to unstar me for that!
Tate Donovan from ten years ago as Sean Parker.
Note to parents: the way to raise a thoughtful, intelligent individual who can make his own decisions is NOT to insulate him from every viewpoint that you THINK may be contrary to yours. And also, stop relying on schools and tv to raise your children. Let them be exposed to the world and them talk to them, guide them, lead by example. YOU are the only parents your child has.
@AldoraPelops: A big thanks to your husband, too.
I would love to have "civil discourse" with Michelle Malkin. Just me, her, and my fist.
@TRexstasy: You are so hearted for that.
@City_Dater: Guarantee you someone's calling the cab company to complain about traffic being blocked.
That's five minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Is that Cardinal Richelieu talking to Faye Dunaway in bunny ears?
Hopefully she's hailing a cab back to wherever that jumpsuit came from.
@Borromeo: Uh, what type of thing did Bush do, exactly, that's comparable to this?
The only thing that would make this story douchier would be the inclusion of Tucker Max.
@Richard Lawson: One arm in the air means whoever's riding her died in battle?
@Lymed: I just spit out my coffee! Thanks!
@DorothyBarker: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family?
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