izzodee544 commented on Could Sexual Image Sell An Alcoholic Beverage?

"If we start bringing sex into advertising, who knows what will come next?"

izzodee544 commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"@dirtydeer: Dear Gawker Commenter: This is to officially inform you that you are being accused of violating Title VII pertaining to federal anti-discrimination laws, by the plaintiff, Priya Venkatesan."

izzodee544 commented on Yucky Miley Pictures Are Just Like Teen Cult Impregnation, Says Bonnie Fuller

"@CopyofBlueboy: omg me too..."

izzodee544 commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"oh god I just noticed that she's writing a book..."

izzodee544 commented on Yucky Miley Pictures Are Just Like Teen Cult Impregnation, Says Bonnie Fuller

"@Don Is: "I was barebacked by Vanity Fair""

izzodee544 commented on James Frey Didn't Even Want To Publish A Million Little Pieces as Nonfiction

"she's embarassed, just like miley!"

izzodee544 commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"I'm going to sue all republicans."

izzodee544 commented on Yucky Miley Pictures Are Just Like Teen Cult Impregnation, Says Bonnie Fuller

"JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT."

izzodee544 commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"this woman sucks."

izzodee544 commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"I'm currently seeking legal representation in my pursuit of justice against Lilly Jones, who not only stole my lunch money on multiple occasions, but also displayed intolerance to new ideas, such as "how 'bout we play on the tireswing" and "maybe boys aren't so gross?""

izzodee544 commented on College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck

"if you can't find someone to hook up with at a college party you're fat, or not drunk enough, or out of roofies."

izzodee544 commented on Waterboarding Is Stylish But Still Uncool, Says Ad

"ok I have two: 1) Tortured by thirst?"

izzodee544 commented on Waterboarding Is Stylish But Still Uncool, Says Ad

"Thanks Hamilton - now I have to drown someone."

izzodee544 commented on Gossip Girl Fails the SATs

"@hamburgerhotdog: yeah!"

izzodee544 commented on Snotty European Prolongs Vanity Fair's Miley Debacle

"well he's obviously a terrorist."

izzodee544 commented on The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Absolutely Nothing

"@EleanorRigby: the awkwardness of the misspelled middle school 'omg will you be my gf lol' type text killed what could have been something beautiful."

izzodee544 commented on The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Absolutely Nothing

"@richardmarxhatesmyhair: everything about that comment was perfect. what the hell is Lo's problem?"

izzodee544 commented on Gossip Girl Fails the SATs

"@JudgeFudge: ok sorry but were you watching?"