jackparsons commented on Is AdBrite coming apart?

"@Alaska Miller: Never dealt with AdBrite, but I miss Fucked Company."

jackparsons commented on 5 questions Viacom doesn't want Valleywag to ask Philippe Dauman

"@buzzzkilll: I always wondered how to spell that!"

jackparsons commented on Facebook flack takes over computing platform

"I was on a sacred retreat worshipping Satan during the Beacon debacle and missed some of the finer points."

jackparsons commented on Happy Bastille Day, Jean-Louis Gassée

"Go find a copy of Owen's "Apple Confidential" and enjoy the ever quoteable Mr."

jackparsons commented on Why Mayfield's Allen Morgan is Web 2.0's biggest flameout

"@caletucker: They are however great examples of two sites I've neither heard of nor visited."

jackparsons commented on New Vimeo boss mocks Jakob Lodwick's pet wantrepreneur

"@dalasv: Welcome to Vimeo, the first Web 2.0 property to become a full-blown cult."

jackparsons commented on Wall Street analyst slashes Hollywood, making room for equally obnoxious new content gatekeepers

"@Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: Add "clickhonkeys" or whatever it's called to the list."

jackparsons commented on Pets.com CEO Julie Wainwright's new business plan: embracing failure

"Owen, it's posts like this that make me question the whole nature vs."

jackparsons commented on Twitter to buy Twitter search engine

"@MikeTy: "Do you remember Friendster and how "essential" it was to our life?" No."

jackparsons commented on Google Docs goes down just in time for morning meetings

"@grrgle: You should see the warning label for the MacOS version of OpenOffice: [www.neooffice.org] If they had something as bluntly honest as that on cigarettes, I might live another 10 years."

jackparsons commented on How Xeni and Violet's Boing Boing affair went sour

"It might be the skipped dosages, but I can't be the only one that wants to stab my head with a screwdriver right now."

jackparsons commented on Only millennials get Random Play on Facebook

"I have nothing to say about this that I'm sure Fidel on the Roof won't mention, but Jenny Agutter still warms my heart through the cold, cold winters."

jackparsons commented on Sue Decker's idiotic Yahoo reorg

"@ScalaWag: Honestly, I've been waiting for 10 years to use that speech. @valleymonger: Hey, I was wondering what Al Campanis was up to these days!"

jackparsons commented on Is Duncan Riley getting the silent treatment from Michael Arrington?

"@dingdongditch: No, some are short, mousey chicks."

jackparsons commented on Sue Decker's idiotic Yahoo reorg

"@ycoward: Patel?"

jackparsons commented on Wantrepreneur no more

"@innonate: I have complete confidence in your ability to launch another start-up that I'll never hear about."

jackparsons commented on Accused murderer Googled "how to kill with a knife"

"@Ghede (Follow me for no raisin): There's a NPOV joke somewhere in there, but I'm too slow today to find it."

jackparsons commented on How can I insult this guy's architecture in 140 characters or less?

"Paul S."