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"@Dickdogfood: 1."

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"#3: I say Jake Gyllenhal (sp?)."

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""What?"

javysan commented on What To Expect When You're Expecting The Apocalypse

""God, I hate that he's so much prettier than me...""

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"@La Cieca: "Brain" Quest maybe?"

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"So he Chokes the Chicken by his Neck? (It's early on a Sunday morning."

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"Yes, Queens really does suck."

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"@Rosewater: unfortunately, the only "real" coffee house in my nabe (Sunnyside) is the Grind."

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"Um, am I actually the only one that likes him?"

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"Five Guys Named Mos."

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"@Goober_Pea: Thank you!"

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"Allergic Stone Refuses to Give Up Beloved Pet; Must Live With an "About To Sneeze" Look For the Rest of His Life."

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"Man, with no nipples around, what's left to suck on?"

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"It's like a good porn waiting to happen."