*whispering* She's a bitch.
Where is Pitbull's sex tape. I mean where?!
Ooh I like the Roseanne guess. About 10 years ago I saw the original Becky in an all Lesbian improv comedy troupe. So this may fit. Metcalf did win a few Emmy's so would that bump her a bit up from C/D?
Maybe the word extinction is not the best word to describe what is happening to the Jarawa people. Maybe assimilation is better. Who knows. Still incredibly sad is my main point.
While this video is devastating to watch, what makes me truly sad is that there are only 400 Jarawa people left. Potential extinction of any people is just incredibly heartbreaking.
Marcus Bachmann anticipated Santorum coming with a vengeance.
Agreed! My cousins decided to pull the whole Jimmy Kimmel prank on my 4-year old godson and packed him a fried egg and a bland light switch plate. His mother (another one of my cousins) gave them permission to do so -- it seems she kind of had the foresight of how he was going to react. He opened the gift and was very confused, looked at his mother and then thanked my cousins; we all "awwww"-ed. Later on since the egg was cooked hours earlier, we had to throw it away. He was upset because they threw out his egg. A new one was cooked and Christmas was saved!
For #5: I wonder if Nikolai knew about this. I bet he did.
Totally part of the 55%! Two of my most recent reasons:

1) "I'm not homophobic but why do some gays insist on dressing up like woman?!" Um, yes you are homophobic, you prick! *Delete*

2) A guy I used to work with years ago is now an NYPD officer and was praying for the safety of the officers during the OWS street forced removal of Zuccotti Park. He was also hoping some of the protesters got hurt. I should have reported his ass! *Delete*

I felt so good in that oh-so passive-passive kind of way! (Although my fingers did aggressively press the button!)

Probably will be too late for the nomination, but how about a veep nod? He would actually be a good choice (ugh, probably letting his looks influcence my judgement).
How about herms? Short for hermanos (a la GOB of course!)
That would actually be amazing! Just imagine a movie with Rita Moreno, Chita Rivera, Liza, and Christina Aguilera!
Is it wrong that I wouldn't mind seeing Huntsman in a swimsuit?
Nancy's Grace?
Wrong, but so right!
I wish the video would have been extended by a few more seconds after we hear the guy say "One more question" so that we could have heard "Why are you so fucking stupid?!"
My friends tend to listen to pop, so I'm deprived of any actual recommendations. Question: Who do you recommend I listen to? (Note, my last purchases on Amazon have been Joy Division and New Order -- you know, those new kids-- so I guess I tend to listen to more Euro-y stuff.) Kinda want to update my listening spectrum of music...
Ack, I Love TEB! They had some great cheesy stuff (that I still listen to every once in a while.) I mean, Jumper!!! (I was also a sophmore in college, so what did I know...)
Wait, something about Maria Callas losing her hair and becoming bald upon seeing this image? Or Nick Cannon lookng up and saying something about "when did Mariah lose her hair?!" Something like this. (Can't complete it neither. No coffee yet on my end...sorry.)
Have mentioned this a few times on Gawker, but my all time favorite moment (also with Tami) will always remain, ahem: "It wasn't not funny!"

Not unhysterical indeed!
Or they could go the loving, all inclusive way of having a threesome. With Reese out of the shot of course. Might ruin her image.
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