@mfnher: Do they reflect the ebon depths of their soles?
I'm looking forward to the New Improved Depression, and dressing up as Mr. Potato Famine.
@Gosukusan: For me, it's sort of a toss-up.
Who needs kids? I'd love to break up some bricks with a hammer, as long as I can share the beer. Is there an age limit?
@RollsRoyceRevenge: The Gatsby scene includes the fact that the books, although real, are uncut (unread).

I think of this type of decorating every time I see the "100 Best Books" offers with the tooled (or tool-ish) leatherette bindings.

Baby food jar then turkey baster, perhaps?

I wonder how the little squirts turned out.

"Before" pictures located in background.
Three new pieces from the Botulism Rictus fall collection.
Michigan Tech has it's own dot, way up there in Houghton. Amazing! Of course, it's likely the feeder site for the techie-dom that is Portland . . .
@Inescapeable Picnic: What about dogs? I think mine post here while I'm at work.
I'm nice because it doesn't take that much effort. And because I'm completely unknown. Once famous, I will burn all the little people.
Anyone want to take bets on the "illness" that causes her to withdraw?
@Inescapeable Picnic: Only if McCain changes his name to Charybdis.
Levi is the love child of Palin and Chuck Norris.
@lionel-mandrake: To be honest, though, I could say the same about Delaware.
@David Huffsoff: Did you like it, though? Was he scruffly?
She had a baby bear with Down Syndrome? That's fucking adorable.
Has she collected all the hormones in town, too?
"Your mother would despise me."
"I have some self-esteem back at my place. Would you like some?"
"My penis is only three inches, but I've heard women like it that wide."
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