jaywalke commented on Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?

"@mfnher: Do they reflect the ebon depths of their soles?"

jaywalke commented on What Should A Smart-Ass Be For Halloween?

"I'm looking forward to the New Improved Depression, and dressing up as Mr."

jaywalke commented on What Should A Smart-Ass Be For Halloween?

"Tony Snow@overunderover: or Tony Snow"

jaywalke commented on Sleazy Pornographer Is Unfortunately A First Amendment Martyr

"@Gosukusan: For me, it's sort of a toss-up."

jaywalke commented on Brooklyn Stage Mom Ready to Begin Filming

"Who needs kids?"

jaywalke commented on Personal Libraries Cool, but Not for Reading

"@RollsRoyceRevenge: The Gatsby scene includes the fact that the books, although real, are uncut (unread). I think of this type of decorating every time I see the "100 Best Books" offers with the tooled (or tool-ish) leatherette bindings."

jaywalke commented on Literary A-Gay the Most Popular Sperm Donor in Town

"Baby food jar then turkey baster, perhaps? I wonder how the little squirts turned out."

jaywalke commented on Faux, Leggy and Surly Take in Fashion Week

""Before" pictures located in background."

jaywalke commented on Faux, Leggy and Surly Take in Fashion Week

"Three new pieces from the Botulism Rictus fall collection."

jaywalke commented on Corrected Singles Map Means Ladies Get to Have Standards Again

"Michigan Tech has it's own dot, way up there in Houghton."