By this you will know that I am The Jimmy Dean: With the butcher knife that is in my hand I will strike the water of the Trinity, and it will be changed into blood. The fish in the Nile will die, and the river will smell like Sausage and thus the Texans will not be able to drink its water, without a side of toast and some scrambled eggs.
Turn off monitor and go outside?
and then he had to go and ruin everything!
Cool!
oh man were you around for the Jezebel raid? Good times that was.
OOH do me next?!
lawnchairs come with cupholders now? huh.
I heard there was a party in here, I brought beer. Forgot my lawnchair though.
You are aware that Sea Gulls are the state bird of Utah?
That man is an imposter!
Duralube! Complete with mullety goodness
cow magnets
A woman walks into a parts store and asks the guy for a seven ten cap. He gives her a strange look and says "what's a seven ten cap?"
She said "it's right on the engine, but mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."
"what kind of car is it on?" asked the guy. She replied it's a Ford.
"how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"what does it do?" She said she didn't know but it had always been there.
The guy gave her a piece of paper and asked her to draw a picture of it. She drew a circle and in the center wrote 710.
The guy behind the counter, who was looking at it upside down as she drew burst out laughing and went to the back of the store. He returned a few minutes later still laughing and handed her an oil cap for her car.
She said "it's right on the engine, but mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."
"what kind of car is it on?" asked the guy. She replied it's a Ford.
"how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"what does it do?" She said she didn't know but it had always been there.
The guy gave her a piece of paper and asked her to draw a picture of it. She drew a circle and in the center wrote 710.
The guy behind the counter, who was looking at it upside down as she drew burst out laughing and went to the back of the store. He returned a few minutes later still laughing and handed her an oil cap for her car.
The correct answer to $kaycog's original question is "MEE!" You can collect your prize personally in the van down by the river. Congrat$!
dang, it's like I never left. Congrats ash baby, you are so money!
Shame on you Jalopnik! Way to bring mud slinging and politics where it has no business being. Most of us read more than just one competing automotive website and while some friendly rivalry is fun (think Cheers vs. Gary's Old Town Tavern" this isn't cool. Seriously, who cares if a writer at a competing site crossed a line?
This ad paid for the by office of Ray Wert for King of the Universe.
I didn't read far enough to see if this was trolling but its funny, guy pours NOS energy drink into his tank thinking its fuel additive
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Is that Chris Farley? NOOOOPE! Chuck Testa!
