<![CDATA[Comments from Jenelle]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Jenelle]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Presented Without Comment]]> I'm channeling a speech somewhat like Cher's speech in Debate class -

"So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that like, did not R.S.V.P. so I was like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day it was like, the more the merrier! And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty!"

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on The Sisterhood of the Chronic Oversharers]]> Donna Martin graduates!
Donna Martin graduates!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Fox Blonde Warns of Obama's "Terrorist Fist Jab"]]> I blame the intern from USC

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Keith Olbermann's Rupert Murdoch Imitation Involves <i>Gawker</i>, Pirates]]> @UnstableMabel: ahahaha you got me! I can't talk at all really.. ;) We definitely have bogan down to a tee. :) :)

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on How Long Before This Fox Intern Is Fired?]]> At least if she gets the boot she may, one day,appreciate how lucky she was to get an internship like that. There are plenty of other interns waiting right behind her who would love to do all of those menial tasks (and more!) to get their foot in the door.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Keith Olbermann's Rupert Murdoch Imitation Involves <i>Gawker</i>, Pirates]]> As one of the few Aussie Gawkers, I actually sent dear Keithy an email informing him of his penance for sins against the Australian accent.

He must have a Vegemite sandwich for lunch and continue doing so until he at least gets the twang right.

Ahoy Matey!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Worst Overshare Anywhere Ever]]> And again - this is the kind of pathetic rubbish that SATC has spawned. If she at least tried to emulate Felicity, she could be hanging out with Noel and playing on his Mac. Pfft.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Disaster At The <i>Sex And The City</i> Premiere?]]> @miasma-protege: You win!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Disaster At The <i>Sex And The City</i> Premiere?]]> Nina G (remember her having that Country & Western themed Hamptons Party) obviously organized this to get back at Samantha, Carrie and all their 'friends'. ;)

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on "Her Voice is Full of Money": Hamptons Season Is Upon Us]]> As *they* would say - Ewwwwwww!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on One More Thing: The Sounds of Summer]]> @Shelwood: I actually have to nominate 'I Hope I Never' just because of the inclusion in Puberty Blues - a *real* summer movie! :)

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on <i>Sex And The City</i> And The Coming Estrogen Riots]]> @HeyWhoTookMyStapler: I will sign any petition supporting your sentiment.

It makes me cringe.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Keith Olbermann Attacked By <i>Post</i> On Behalf Of Bill O'Reilly]]> @scarletmenace: Not at all. I second your remark!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on The Five Charges Against 'Sex and the City']]> @ext212: Oops I meant the Ha! Me too! Re. Julia.

Painted Trollop sorry if you thought someone else was caregiving and watching SATC at the same time. That would've been quite the spooky coincidence.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on The Five Charges Against 'Sex and the City']]> @PaintedTrollop: Ha! Me too!

Samantha defined reject to me when she had no idea who Hubbell from The Way We Were was. Pfft.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Foo Fighters Will "Call Out a Catering Jihad" if Tour Rider Is Ignored]]> It's times like these you need a chicken breast.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Bill O'Reilly Meltdown Resurfaces]]> Um. Loser much?

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Facebook Chat Is Only Good For Spreading STDs]]> If anyone was saying 'Huh?' whilst reading this post (like I was)... Facebook chat has only been released on *some* networks so far.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Who Will Die Because of the <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie?]]> Mr Big
In the dining room
With the candlestick

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on LA To NYC In Four Minutes]]> @iamtall: Now I'm getting all deep and meaningful about Ben and Noel!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Inside Julia Allison's Apartment]]> @tracyflick: More, More! You have, I think, successfully managed to scribe what so many of us feel but have been unable to say. Seriously great stuff. I may even print them!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Inside Julia Allison's Apartment]]> @Mike_Jahn:

I meant to post earlier Mike but guess what... I woke up this morning, turned on my light and BANG! My light bulb blew up. No doubt the JA issue had a safe journey form your room in Chicago, across the Pacific Ocean to my humble abode!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Another Weekend Ruined For You By Julia Allison]]> @tracyflick: Please please please tracyflick - put together what you wrote on here and send it to the Times. They have to be set straight on this matter. It is urgent. I am moving to NY all the way from Australia later in the year and reading that made me consider Iowa instead - just so I wouldn't have to deal with the likes of Ms Allison and her crew. The Times are just adding fuel to the fire!

Your commentary has been a pleasure to read! Fabulous! :)

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Another Weekend Ruined For You By Julia Allison]]> @Mike_Jahn: Stuff this. I'm going to hide under the bed with my emergency rations of health bars and canned food.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Another Weekend Ruined For You By Julia Allison]]> Thank you so much for the advance warning! I think Gawker should take heed and post a pop-up warning of what to expect for at least the next 24 hours until that story leaves the Times main news section.

I am now clicking save on my paper ever 2 minutes as I fear the computer is going to self-combust any moment!

Good luck with your new room... I'm betting the bed springs are going to start popping through the mattress any minute!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Another Weekend Ruined For You By Julia Allison]]> @Mike_Jahn: Ohhhh I can see that becoming the norm on scrolling screensavers around the world! Great stuff!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Another Weekend Ruined For You By Julia Allison]]> Ok so I might like, totally go and blog this, then Flickr it, then like, quick post it on my Tumblr and then change my Facebook status so all my friends know I am totally up with the Web 2.0 or whatever, and like am all tecchy while I share like everything I know about dating and guys and like, everything. Then on my new Macbook Air iSight I'll create a video and and put it on like You Tube of my friends and I acting way-too-pretty and way-too-cool for anyone who still uses MySpace before posting on my Twitter "...I wish I knew beforehand that when people would search me on Google they would like, find things that I had written on the internet so long ago!"

Don't mess with the web if you can't handle it Miss Julia!

Even though email seems to be so 1998 by the way she talks, maybe that is what she should stick to!

The article is enough to make me turn of from the Times for the rest of the day and pick up an old Sweet Valley High book that dear-old-Gawker has got me back into after the book posts this week.

Julia Allison is clearly no Jessica Wakefield.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Food Is Not Always As Advertised]]> This will no doubt become the basis of some scandalous four night expose on Inside Edition. The Exquiser looks like... plaster?

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on The New Liz and Jess Wakefield, Explained]]> All my faves... but what about Go Ask Alice?

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on <i>Portfolio</i> Editor Taken To Point Of Ecstasy By Boss]]> Morale may be low but they choose gorgeous shoes for their covers.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on <i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> Nothing could ever top Spencer's Hollywood mural last season. Beautiful television.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Fox News Infighting Over Obama: Awkward]]> Ha! When I saw it at the time I was hoping it would get online!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on A Visual History of Home Video Games]]> Atari 2600 - I was a River Raid addict big time - also Pitfall and Frogger!

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Smarty Documentarians Not So Smart]]> @drugman: Ohhh that is fabulous! Eat My Shorts will make a comeback, comeback now!

As for me, I've decided to play Simple Minds on repeat.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on NYT, Brought To You By Apple]]> Does this mean there will be an influx of NYT.com thefts around Williamsburg?

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Nudie Patootie]]> Justin Bobby would snort, then burp, then say "Huh?"

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Dude Solves NYT Crossword in Record Time, Gets Mocked]]> You Tube commenters are like so 2007.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on Which Fox News Employee Has Bedbugs?]]> John Gibson. And that is obviously the reason his show has been put on hiatus.

]]> <![CDATA[Jenelle commented on New Guv Already Has Sex Scandal]]> Check out the Trip Advisor reviews for the Days Inn. Ewww,

MTV need to can shows like The Hills and get up to Albany.

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