@JudgeFudge: Jeebus, I love you for this.
Soho Baloo Obama
Worst.Movie.EVER -- especially because it was a remake of one of the most beautiful and moving films I've ever seen, "Wings of Desire."
This is just Chris Martin's Bono parody, right?
@kookla: Yeah, cuz no one in Hollywood ever fucks their plastic co-star.
I could do things to this hot little boy that would make his eyes roll back in his head.
This bitch would love for someone to nibble on my hard to reach places.
I've been to Wickenburg. There is nothing to do there but drink and screw.
MAGNOLIA!!!
And "Short Cuts" was a better film than "The Player."
And "Short Cuts" was a better film than "The Player."
"Died fucking" = awesome
"Expired while inside me" = GROSS
Semantics, Defamer! Semantics!
"Expired while inside me" = GROSS
Semantics, Defamer! Semantics!
Between Batman and that Hunk-from-the-Neck-Down/Dork-from-the-Neck-Up swimmer boy, Defamer is making me feel something funny in my pants.
I don't care who plays him. Please just show more photos of him shirtless and soaking wet.
I don't care if his head is in the shot.
I don't care if his head is in the shot.
Must. See. In. JAPANESE!!!
I found that having a baby at 19 and then immediately getting divorced was a killer way to drop all the baby weight and then some.
I grew-up in Mesa, where the guy who owned Long Wong's restaurant was the mayor. (I loved walking into Long Wong's and ordering a hot dog, which we kids always called a foot long Wong.) When he ran for mayor in '94, his only competition was the divorced Mormon mother of 5 who ran the barber shop where women in their undies would cut men's hair.
AZ is really one of the weirder places on the planet.
@TriedandTrue: I have the leopard print weekender. Even while recently checking into the hotel at a sales meeting in a shitty Chicago suburb, I felt bad ass. Probably didn't hurt that I had a ton of booze packed in it though...
@Malis in Wonderland: @Malis in Wonderland:Art Garfunkel's Balls is my new band name.
I want to get really, really high and sneak my Chihuahua into the film with me. I am ABSOLUTELY going to be there opening day. Fuck yeah!
The face is screaming "NO NO," but the hair is yelling "YES YES DEAR G-D YES!" So I guess I am a little torn.
I fucking love Magnolia.
