Oh man, you know there's an intern out there who wrote this speech for the Senator and was so proud of himself. "No really, Senator, this will appeal to young people and they'll think you're awesome...!"
In the words of Roger Sterling, "Thank you all for making it sound like you work so hard."
My thoughts exactly. If there were marionettes to animate this song it would be AMAZING.
@HolyCow: Missouri's a swing state! Don't blame us for one bad outcome this last election.
Yeah. Like Snooks uses the word "navel."
I worked at Exchange Place in Jersey City. With Cosi and Au Bon Pain as the only two lunch options, food trucks were not a trend. Rather, they were an essential part of not killing yourself whilst working in Jersey City.
Aw, she's like my entire family on Christmas Eve. I love her.
Wouldn't counseling until she was deemed fit enough to be a good mother be a better solution? Jesus.
"'Tis the gift to be simple, 'tis the gift to be free, 'tis the gift to come down where you ought to be. And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
It will be in the valley of love and delight." - Joseph Brackett Jr., 1848

The above lyrics are the words by which I live my life. Ironically, they were the lyrics to a song once very popular among Shakers in Maine, and now they're popular in my "shaker" community on the East Coast! Holla! But seriously, you guys, look at my hair bump.
Not quite the same, but I can't help myself...

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@OrneryBabe: Yeah, but buses can mean you're poor. They're slower than walking in my opinion. I took the bus from Laguardia once. Bad choice.
@Peter Feld: Gah. Remember the episode of American Idol when both those horrible women were guest judges? Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.
HAHA! Oh man, you guys have no sense of humor! This song is great, and has other variations:

"UR So Black (And You Don't Even Have Dark Skin)"
"UR Such a Jew (And You Don't Even Celebrate Hanukkah)"

See? Hilarious!!
@jesusio: How did she insert herself in someone else's world? By drawing a cartoon which was then published by a Seattle paper?
@jesusio: I don't think standing up for freedom of speech and press makes you an asshole. Murder, on the other hand...
@pjsparkles26: One minute later, he confirms it. He must be reading the liveblog!
"Singapore's leading authority on food." Quite a title. I wonder who gets that in the U.S.
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