@Mr.CardHolder and Mr.Doe: Oh man, now I want a wittle wabbit.
@Saxon 212: For someone like me who can't walk in heels, it's fantastic.
@heyapathy: Oh please share the pictures!
@Charleysjob: Yes, because Americans are way too classy for an "all you can eat" buffet.
Re: The Thanksgiving horror stories.

We've all been talking about the appalling things that have been said/done to us on the holidays. What is the worse thing you've done to someone else?
What I want to know is what us non-americans are supposed to do to entertain ourselves today while you gawkerites are on holiday?
@unfriended: I was an asshole long before the celtic tiger.
@thatswhatshesaid: "I have not had sexual relations with that turkey baster".
@sarrible: Why not just say they're using a surrogate?
@CandiedViolet: Well that totally changes my opinion of Poe's writing.
@Admiral_Awesome: Yeah, if he any had any decency, he'd just roll and fucking die already.
@Two Dogs One Bone: Sarcasm? I can never tell these days.
@ChestRockwell18: No, timeouts just take more effort than smacking a kid.
@keverdene: That made me laugh an awful lot.
@semicarbazone: She looks very, very pleased in that photo.
@bilsongirl: Or. Write. Cocaine. It's. A. Hell. Of. A. Drug.
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