<![CDATA[Comments from jodyleek]]> <![CDATA[Comments from jodyleek]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Palin Porn Finished]]> My Lesbian Friend.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on How We All Got Permission To Be Sexist About Sarah Palin]]> Sarah Palin's not just a joke, she's the punchline.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Palin: Stop Making Fun Of Me]]> Watching this interview was like watching a psychiatrist interview a schizophrenic. Katie Couric played the kind but curious doctor ferreting out the depths of Sarah Palin's delusion. Fascinating!

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Blog Posts We Actually Like]]> Looks like Ben Stein got his wish...Henry really IS babysitting Mooselini now.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Veepstakes]]> This Veep selection will undoubtedly bring some backlash within the GOP. The "Dr. Laura" conservatives must be crying in their collective diaper bag.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Annoying "Typo Vigilantes" Get Busted Like They Deserve]]> @jodyleek:

Oh, no...

"li'l", not "lil'"

And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't
been for those darned kids.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Annoying "Typo Vigilantes" Get Busted Like They Deserve]]> @SidAndFinancy:

I agree.

I imagine lolcat.com is a masturbatory fantasy for those lil' rascals.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Bankers Desperate To Exit Tom Cruise's Movie Studio]]> @maevemealone:

I thought his performance in Collateral was the least
like his usual "Tom Cruise acting like Tom Cruise" roles.
Rather enjoyed his performance and seemed like a good stretch for him.

Mostly, I just despise TC and all his clam friends.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on So a Dinosaur Walks Into an Olive Garden...]]> The Olive Garden and Brevard Community College?!? Oooohhh!
Are they going to hit the Dollar General next?

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on The Shame Of A Donald Trump Infomercial]]> @City_Dater:

So, are you saying he has a comb-over/rug combo?
If so, that is brilliant...and I can see now why
little miss spokesmodel was speechless.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on The Shame Of A Donald Trump Infomercial]]> @City_Dater:

I think a rug would be an improvement on his comb-over, and I do think it's a genuine comb-over. I bet when he gets out of the shower he looks like Gallagher.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on The Shame Of A Donald Trump Infomercial]]> I don't think she was choked up by the Donald's brilliance...I think she got a wiff of the immense amount of product that he puts in his hair to hold it in that ridiculous flap. Her throat closed up and she may have been going into anaphylactic shock.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Ladies, Ask for "Tron's" Happy Ending Massage at Cornelia Spa]]> So, what's the tipping rate for a happy ending these days?

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Katherine Heigl Teaches Isaiah Washington the Difference Between a 'Fag' and a 'Faggot.']]> Heigl works on prematurely aging her skin and her career.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Another Racism Conviction For Brigitte Bardot]]> Good lord...where are her pants?

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Pete Doherty Will Shed Blood For His Art]]> Bloody awful!

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> @hugomania: She was scheduled for an automatic update and no one could get a hold of anyone at tech support to reschedule. Sometimes it sucks being a cyborg.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> For the love of Xenu...

Tom Cruise sings as well as he acts.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Richest Man in Britain Threatens Every Paper in the Nation]]> I think those poor whores were underpaid...imagine
what his chompers must look like, considering the condition of his hair. Ick.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Robert De Niro Reminds Us That Nationalized Health Care Is An Important Issue]]> Are you talking to my prostate?

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Spitzer to Blame for Everyone's Problems]]> Eliot Spitzer squeezed the Charmin...and stole my Eggo.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Dress Your Family In Navy And Despair]]> "And yes, fuckface...I am going to wear that 'hideous' $500 scarf you bitched at me for buying. Paybacks a bitch!"

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Altering the Time-Space Continuum, Wednesday Visits "The Today Show" on a Thursday]]> At Urging of Hughey Lewis Woman Who Stole My Grandma's Purse Returns It.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Microsoft Hires Too-Cool Ad Agency In Brilliant/ Dumb (?) Move]]> @trojanhorse: Exactly! And where is my Thank You note, Microsoft?

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on Katie Holmes May Have Conceived A New Scientology Prince]]> Yeah, more Scientology spawn! Bring on the gossip about all those LRH hanger-oners...I love hatin' on the Clams!

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on We Continue Needling Famous Scientologists]]> @Cheap Shot: Scientology didn't take him away...his parents did. He was born into it. Poor sap.

]]> <![CDATA[jodyleek commented on The Gene Simmons Sex Tape Conspiracy Theory]]> Gene will do anything for money...when do we get to see the video of him fucking that faggy pillow biter Paul Stanley?

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