Because sometimes dudes who say angry stupid stuff like ' Remember chivalry? Yeah women killed that' have to end up paying women to hang out with them.
Talk about burying the lede: Who is the millionaire 36 year old author "Mike" who wears a plaid fedora and lives in Williamsburg?
Hearted!
Hunter I am so with you, I don't want this scary beer stealer near me or my equally pure of heart pals... She should have her hands chopped off, be sterilized and be forced to spend her days working for the store as a serf and her nights dancing for pennies in the street! That's REAL justice!
@Saxon 212: Purrr! AWESOME!
@suffersfoolsgladly: Ugh. I am sorry for your loss. [missingallen.com]
WOW! I can't wait!
Oh HELLS yeah!
@piroska: Well it sounds like your dad has a good albeit demented sense of humor....
@piroska: Wait, what?
Best thing at my Xmas: my British mom and her British BFF, both 70ish, lamenting that England has gotten so multicultural that ' it isn't England anymore", and my mom's BFF saying she "refuses to go to London" any more for that reason. At which point I turned to the Pakistani husband of a guest, (who yes was in the room as they said these casually racist things) and said "Now with we're gonna take you out back and crucify you, OK? It's our tradition to do that to the brownest person in the room every year, and you better not complain about it."
He laughed his ass off and the casual racism stopped. But Grrrr.
Best thing at my Xmas: my British mom and her British BFF, both 70ish, lamenting that England has gotten so multicultural that ' it isn't England anymore", and my mom's BFF saying she "refuses to go to London" any more for that reason. At which point I turned to the Pakistani husband of a guest, (who yes was in the room as they said these casually racist things) and said "Now with we're gonna take you out back and crucify you, OK? It's our tradition to do that to the brownest person in the room every year, and you better not complain about it."
He laughed his ass off and the casual racism stopped. But Grrrr.
@ForgotMyMantra: yeah that is some SWEET SWEET editing! Nice!
@drunchtime: Hearted.
@BiBiVirtue: That should also come with a pregnancy test. Just for fun.
@BoozyFloozy: No NO to the skin set! Get her a coffee gift certificate and call it a day.
@MrHaroHaro: Oooh! Get her one of these! Trapped in a sealed ecosystem, with no hope of release, the shrimp amuse themselves by eating. It's a perfect metaphor for...something. Plus it's cute! [www.brookstone.com]
@Charlotte Rae's Web: Wow that's a great ending to a wild story!
@xuatastic:Actually, I think the Times story could be cathartic for the ex spouses - because anyone tacky and insensitive enough to let this story run is no great loss. The public mockery of the couple is just icing on the catharsis cake.
MMMM! Food is the best gift!
Every year I get my uncle a bunch of wine, the stinkiest cheeses I can find from here: www.bedfordcheeseshop.com, and a ton of jerky from here: www.malaysiabeefjerky.com
Every year I get my uncle a bunch of wine, the stinkiest cheeses I can find from here: www.bedfordcheeseshop.com, and a ton of jerky from here: www.malaysiabeefjerky.com
@mirandalg: MMMMM! Here in NYC I am lucky enough to have a tamale cart outside my door every weekday morning until 8:45 am, selling them for a dollar. It is SO SWEET when I'm on my way to teach my morning classes to know I have a tamale in my bag...
My stepmother gives me scarves with cats painted on them and 'gift with purchase' cosmetics.
I see a strawberry huller in her future.
I see a strawberry huller in her future.
