<![CDATA[Comments from judithvansteppes]]> <![CDATA[Comments from judithvansteppes]]> <![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on "Is It Normal For Straight Girls To Only Like Girl-On-Girl Porn?"]]> An odd phenomenon considering that most girl-on-girl porn available is performed by straight girls and is distinctly unpalatable to most queer women because they're so obviously bad at what they're doing...

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Easy-Meal Jihadist Rachael Ray Promised 72 Extra-Virgins In Paradise]]> So much orientalism, so little time. Excuse me while I gag on your title.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Newish 'Sex And The City' Leaked Clips Suggest They Didn't Really Need Kim Cattrall After All]]> I'm honestly shocked that there's a black lady at all on SITC, but of course she plays the assistant, even though columnists never have them...

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Reader Roundup]]> Someone here has to step up and make a joke about Imitation and PenisScrunchie Subordination.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka:
Clearly you haven't heard of butch bottoms, they are a common and charming breed...

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Hollywood Salutes the Jews!]]> In equating 'Jews' with Israel you assume that Jews and Israel are one and the same. They're not. There are plenty of Jews with mixed feelings about this celebration on account of the war crimes committed by the state in their name.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on YouTube Rape Teen May Actually Be Victim Of Girl-On-Girl Crime]]> @AliGOJ: @AliGOJ:

I read the document too and I beg to differ. Whoever interviewed this girl asked questions that were obviously skewed. Instead of asking 'describe your intake of the drugs and alcohol' he said 'so really you took that shit of your own accord'. there is a big difference. Any intro critical theory soc or psych class could affirm that.
It is very clear that the interviewer was not as 'objective' as he or she could have been and asked specific questions designed to produce specific results. Emphasis on her searching for a 'daddy' with all that shit surrounding her mom's boyfriends indicate a desire to pathologize her.
Also, this girl describes having asked him to stop and him coercing her/not listening to her. By law [at least where I'm from] if you ask someone to stop and they don't its assault. Comments about her' lifestyle' indicate that this girl's previous sexual experience, the fact that she's poor and her father's ' were used to craft a huge bias against her. Why did they ask if she was sexually active before? It isn't relevant. What is relevant is whether she was capable of consenting [age and intoxication being huge factors] and this is all that matters.

If you have sex with a woman and you can't tell if she consented you're fucked. This girl couldn't consent and it was obvious. Looking over the documents I asked myself if I would have proceeded after hearing her responses and no, I absolutely would not have because the fact that she was drunk, drugged, confused and frightened made the situation so damn clear.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Phyllis Schlafly Achieves Yet Another Degree Without Actually Absorbing Any Knowledge!]]> At first I was confused by her pilgrim get-up; she looks like she's boarding the Santa Maria or something. And then I realized that SHE LOOKS LIKE RONALD REAGAN. Study her face and this nasty truth will hit you in the face like a belligerent anti-choice protester!

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed 'Grey's' In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom]]> @Mswhiskers:

I love how Washington doesn't have a name he's just 'a black heart specialist'. And seriously, get over this lack of testosterone thing.
What's up with all this paranoia about Katherine Heigl stealing everyone's manhood and 'emasculating' her husband? You people should be more concerned about all the estrogen in the water.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Who Are Your Fave Pop Culture Moms?]]> Has no one mentioned Edna Turnblad?
Peggy Gravel [''these trees are stealing my oxygen, this isn't some communist daycare centre!']
Dawn Davenport?
Francine Fishpaw?
Babs Johnson?
Ramona Rickettes?
Mrs Vernon Williams and Wanda's mother?

Every mother's day I thank John Waters for the best pop culture moms of all time.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on The <i>Times</i> Uncovers The "Trend" Of Cutting]]> There's always been something very catholic to me about cutting, but maybe that's because I cut in catholic junior high to punish myself for turning into a gay. Maybe we just need those grass shirts that itch you all day...

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Come On, Dad. I Know That You're Iron Man, But What's With The Orange Shoes?]]> In a few years that boy will make an adorable lesbian.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Is Chelsea Clinton Too Much Of A "Reg" To Help Her Mom's Campaign?]]> If you want to complain about a former head of state's completely mediocre child please come to Canada and look up Ben Mulroney. He makes Chelsea Clinton look like Tina Fey.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Three Reasons Why No One's Watching TV Dramas]]> One thing I don't understand is how the writers of Grey's Anatomy were included in that industry contract. Someone should be punished for making Sandra Oh voice such drivel.
I have read better short stories written by sentimental 7th graders. To have a roommate who watches is to be endlessly exposed to really bad surgery/relationship metaphors.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Last night on Ugly Betty,]]> i am still waiting for a backlash against this wretched man and his fucked up 'tranny talk'. Nothing pisses me off more than gay people making trans references the punchline for some shitty attempt at sass: we queers should know better. Trans people aren't here for us to titillate ourselves with.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on 7 Reasons This Is Not A Recession]]> As a Canadian I encourage this trend. Please stay the course with your economy so I can enjoy the exchange rate. I have to admit its been really fun buying your products on the internet at half the cost I would pay here.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Is It "Mocking A Culture" To Talk About Piss?]]> And may I add that there is a huge difference between criticizing the right of women like Sarah whateverhername is or Laura Bush to go on about 'backwards' Islam and denying that there happen to be gender issues in Yemen.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Is It "Mocking A Culture" To Talk About Piss?]]> Or maybe the point is that the interview treated the topic of women's issues in Yemen as if it really were a piece for Jane magazine, which is tacky.

Where was the part where Jezebel questioned the right of this woman to even go to Yemen as some sort of expert?

Dear middle class white women fashion editors: it isn't your right to travel the world reporting on nuanced political issues, issues of which you have no prior knowledge, as if you were an expert. Perhaps Sarah could be a Fox anchor.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on 'Towelhead' Trailer Conveniently Distills Repugnant Alan Ball Effort to Two Minutes]]> @Benovite:

Because clearly a story about a brown, American girl whose father is from Lebanon is identical to that of an Iranian girl growing up 20 years before on the opposite side of the world.
Somewhere in France Marjane Satrapi wants to punch you.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Ayaan Hirsi Ali Vs. Irshad Manji: Which Infidel Would You Rather Have A Beer With?]]> For the record Andrew Sullivan is a conservative douchebag and its very telling that Manji is so well loved by him. [For more on Sullivan read Richard Goldstein's 'Attack of the Homocons']
I'm not Muslim but I have several queer Muslim friends who are very leery about snuggling up to Manji's statements because of the way she snuggles up to white conservative media figures. Personally I wrote her off when she announced that in opposing the war on Iraq anti-war protesters essentially supported Saddam Hussein.

FYI:there's an interesting post on Racialicious about Moe's problematic tackling of Muslim topics that folks should check out.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on One More Thing]]>


the latter video is only worth watching for the second sketch and proves to be especially funny if you had Quebecois teachers who reminisced about the voyageurs/coureurs de bois as if they had actually been there. Vive le Quebec libre!

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Marketing 'Baby Mama': Universal Tries The Kitchen Sink Approach]]> I loved Mean Girls but keep that woman away from politics. Between her embarrassing rant about the bitch being the new black [so fucked up considering race issues in the Clinton campaign] and her inability to appreciate Jon Stewart's political humor I'm on the verge of wanting her to go away.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on If Hillary Won't Write A "Gender Speech," We'll Do It Ourselves]]> @ilovepaisley:

The comparison of the word 'bitch' to the word 'nigger' is problematic; there will always be another comparison to weigh against it, such as the fact that if Obama's staff had said Hillary only got where she is because she's a woman he would have been criticized twice as much.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Can A Self-Respecting Porn Star Ever Succeed As A Mainstream Actress?]]> One of my favorite John Waters stories involves some cops looking for Traci Lords on the set of Crybaby. She was embarrassed and hid in her trailer, until Patty Hearst [who played her mom in said movie] lured her out by revealing that virtually everyone else on the set had been arrested at least twice.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Do You Tell Sex Partners About Your STDs?]]> Is anyone else a little weirded out by all the people saying 'I'm so glad I'm in a monogamous relationship I don't have to worry'? There is something really condescending about it, and it perpetuates the idea that people need 'safe partners' as opposed to 'safe sex'.

Having barrier free sex with someone without telling them about having had a recurring STD is unethical period.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on New Canadian Dudeblogger Seems To Hate Dudes Just As Much As We Do]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

Let me break it down for you. The aforementioned blog makes a tongue in cheek reference to the idea of 'acting like a man', as in, the performance of OUTDATED ideas of masculinity. Perhaps before you work yourself into a huff you ought to read what someone actually writes; the idea that OUTDATED masculinity, one which was always a fiction men were supposed to live up to, not an essential natural fact, is LINKED with militarism, is not exactly an outrageous statement and it was pretty clear that I was not making the assumption that war is the fault of gender alone. Discussing antiquated and false ideals of masculinity does not equal blaming masculinity itself for war. Let me put this as diplomatically as I can; calm down and read more closely next time

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Which Young Actress (Cough, Ellen Page, Cough) Dared To Blow Off The Advances Of Jane Fonda?]]> Something tells me Page is too young to even know who Jane Fonda is, unless she and her girlfriend watch '9 to 5' more often than they should the way I do.
Ellen Page is just too young to be judged for these interactions- what if she was tired and wanted to go home? What if she was distracted by a tray of tofu or a cute girl in plaid? Just because she's precocious doesn't mean she's perfect; the girl is as green as can be. At her age she should be forgetting to wear underpants and discovering coke.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Not Cool, Dude]]> his personality IS way uglier. Its a bit ironic to pose in front of a poster making a fucked up comment about some girl being fat and then complain that it isn't fair to you to be photographed there.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on New Canadian Dudeblogger Seems To Hate Dudes Just As Much As We Do]]> Since when is 'acting like a man' a lot trade? Last time I checked it there was still colonialist wars going on everywhere and outdated ideas of masculinity are pretty integral to such projects.

I would agree with the comments about Fight Club if it weren't for the fact that Fight Club was misogynist and this guy clearly doesn't have such intentions.

The Walrus is our version of Harper's and it has the same flavour. Yes I I spelled that word the Canadian way, how quaint of me.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Sacha Baron Cohen Plays First Gay Man To Visit Kansas]]> Perhaps the point of Bruno may be to embarrass homophobes, along with poking fun at gay fashion divas who deserve a kick in the ass [yes, I'm gay so don't read that as an anti-gay statement or I'll come to your house and call you a tranny mess without questioning my entitlement to make trans jokes] but the punchline of Borat was tantamount to blackface. All Cohen did was paint the people of Kazakhstan as lecherous Jew-hating barbarians and then mock them when they took offense.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Which Books Send You Running Out Without A Cuddle?]]> Don't forget the other 17-year-old-life-changing alternative to Ayn Rand, Jack Kerouac. I can't get cosy with people over 25 [I'm being generous here] who go on about Kerouac.

Also, I once saw Camille Paglia on someone's shelf and ended our friendship on the spot.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Who Is America's Worst Comedian?]]> Whatever Cho is, actor or comedian, she's too fabulous to be included here.
How about Michael Richards or is he simply beyond mentioning?

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Do More Men Really Go Vegan Because Of Pamela Anderson's Boobs?]]> What's with strippers and their managers getting off on naming themselves 'Diablo'? Could we at least start using a few new exotic ways of saying devil? Diable? Diavolo? Diabo? Nicht Einer?
I can't wait to see Spanish speaking hipsters using names like Frederico Devil for exotic allure.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Scary Amy Winehouse Going Away For A While, Again]]> Amy Winehouse will be Ramona Ricketts in 10 years and I can't wait.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Liberal Edelman Expands Warmonger Flack Team]]> Yes, there's nothing more balanced than a Wal-Mart touting PR firm because Mr Evil Eyes here is so nice he gave money to Obama!

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Innocent Trees Are the Latest Victims in Insidious Anti-'Sarah Marshall' Campaign]]> I, for one, am not over trees. I am getting bored of the well-termed 'almost misogyny' of the 'Apatow assembly line'. That man is the reason we need another Bend it Like Beckham.
And I am waiting for a teen movie about a girl who wears a suit to her bat-mitzvah.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on "Almost Any Girl With A Dick In Her Mouth Could Be Mistaken For Lindsay Lohan"]]> This Lohan business illustrates a mystery about heterosexuals that I need help understanding: why do straight guys love it when women suck on their private parts and then turn around and mock them for it? And quite a few straight women and gay men-who perform the very same act- also seem to enjoy mocking them for it too!
I'm not into cocks but I don't get why its so slutty to suck them...

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Stuff White People Like: Ridiculous Book Deals]]> blackpeopleloveus.com will always be my favorite satire of whiteness.

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Familiar Sound Of Ringing Security Alarm Signals Winona Ryder's Departure From Area Business]]> I can't resist a starlet who shoplifts but putting unpaid-for items in the bag of shit you paid for doesn't mean you don't have to take the tags off...

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<![CDATA[judithvansteppes commented on Lynndie England Misses Prison]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly:

Strange as it sounds, I take issue with Aileen Wuornos being lumped in with Lynndie England. While I don't condone her murders I do think we have to recognize the fact that she'd been raped, nearly killed and had basically lost her mine- I don't get why Fey included her.

I find it interesting that England gets so much more attention than Charles Graner, who is arguably a far more violent sociopathic figure in the whole drama. She's an idiot, and an unrepentant one, another addition to the enormous list of American soldiers who commit atrocities in war and there are already so many in Iraq. I pity her children. And I imagine that she's a convenient scapegoat for drawing attention away from war criminals in positions of far more power, like Colin Powell. He covered up the fucking massacre at Mai Lai but nobody blinks an eye about that these days.

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