Thank you.
Sound cannons, pepper spray, batons, tear gas, plastic handcuffs, flash grenades. Pretty fucked-up stuff.
Well, yeah. You wanna keep children healthy to enable and cover up their sexual abuse.
'Fuck the board'='fuck the abused children', in this case.
Are you my sibling?!!!
On behalf of my childhood, God bless you.
THANK you. They are BROWN EARWAX NUBBINS.
If you happen to be a racist right-wing fuckhead who's invested in dehumanizing illegal immigrants!
THANK you.
Oh God, acro-yoga people are the MOST irritating variant. I knew a guy who did it; he would literally try to bust it out in grocery stores. "Climb on my \feet!" No, asshole, we're in Gristedes.
It's an open secret that a couple of the ice cream trucks in Washington Heights sell drugs. You give the code, and they slip a baggie in a second cup, then place the ice cream cup within that one. When I first moved there, I kept wondering why the ice cream trucks were out at 3 am...
Upstate is quiiiiiite Appalachian. I grew up there. Trust.
You can only rape nuns. Stone-cold sober, attractive nuns. Duh.
"Congratulations. I know you're HAPPY."
When I and my brother were checking her into a mental hospital. Because the doctors had forced us to, because she was having a manic episode that made her a danger to herself. After she had threatened to kill herself if we did. On my birthday.
I love my mother, and she was severely sick at the time. But still- fun!
When I and my brother were checking her into a mental hospital. Because the doctors had forced us to, because she was having a manic episode that made her a danger to herself. After she had threatened to kill herself if we did. On my birthday.
I love my mother, and she was severely sick at the time. But still- fun!
Have NEVER been prouder to be a New Yorker!!!! HOORAY!!!!
I cannot believe this is a real person. Stop. This is a clever approximation of a human being. I see through you, media! Nice try!
Actually, tobacco is the NUMBER ONE preventable non-communicable killer of people, worldwide. If Big Macs killed that many people, we'd blow up McDonalds'.
Oh, college Republicans. Nothing better to do, kids?
Actually, as a smoker, you support an industry that is actively deceiving and killing people in developing countries. ([worldlungfoundation.org] http://www.care2.com/causes/the-war-on-tobacco-continues.htm). So while it's not your 'fault', it is something you tacitly contribute to.
Just sayin'!
Just sayin'!
