I was just about to have an iota of compassion for her until she threw in the "And what self-respecting Jew would even use that as an EXAMPLE anyway?" and then I was right back to where I started.
Well, where was he supposed to jerk off?
The perils of unsafe text.
I thought Peter Brady had straightened this out years ago.
Calvin is way too old to be his father.
Leave Dad alone: He's a slave to love.
And all these years I've believed I was the only person who thought Matt Stone and Trey Parker were the two least-funny people in the world.
>>the last one to actually declare bankruptcy was Tribune Co.<<

Think you're mistaken here. What about Freedom Communications, publisher of The Orange County Register and 30 other dailies, which filed September 2009?
I believe the term is snow "machine" -- but the only thing I want to see Todd Palin drive is some twink's ass.
If I got to sleep with Gavin Henson once, you could say much worse things about me.
Every complaint you have about Diablo Cody's writing describes my issue with "30 Rock" to a T. (I shall cut and paste this for the next time someone tells me how much I will/should love it.)
They're an EIGHTIES sensation, silly! And it was called "college rock" back in the olden days, not "indie" ...
I'm afraid this sounds rather prim compared with what I encountered over the weekend. Someone took a dump on the floor in the bathroom at Westville in Chelsea. Apparently they weren't used to that much roughage all at once.
I'm just happy to see he was able to take advantage of Pearle Vision Center's buy one, get one free offer before being incarcerated.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...
Well, if you're gonna have "daddy issues" with someone ...
"Killer party, dude!"
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