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#lies
How The Climate Change Summit Will Be Spun
Whatever happens at the UN climate change summit in Copenhagen next week, we can be sure of one result: the entire event will be hijacked by bad actors spreading lies that will become conventional wisdom. More » -
#recessionomics
Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
The Way We Live Now: Caveman billionaire style. Here's the difference between a normal billionaire and a recession-era cavemen billionaire: All caveman billionaire needs is a nice woman, rich hockey teams, and a job at the W hotel. More » -
#tvwatch
Britain's Missing Top Model Misses The Mark
The word "model," in and of itself, speaks of perfection. Model student. Model citizen. You'd think a show featuring models who are also disabled would be interesting, but it really isn't. Shocker: You can be disabled and pretty. [Jezebel] -
#documents
How the Salahis begged for State Dinner tickets: ABC News has the complete email correspondence
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#outofthewoods
"Some Simple, Human Measure Of Privacy": A Textual Analysis Of Tiger Woods
Celebrities make lots of money, but in return they're forced to submit vague and confusing apologies to the media whenever they do anything wrong. The latest example: Tiger Woods's sorta-kinda admission of infidelity. Our textual analysts take it from here: [Jezebel] -
#recaps
The City: Subhuman Resources
Due to an unfortunate run in with an Elle magazine intern we were unable to watch The City last night. However there is one intrepid reporter who can not be kept down, and she was there to fill us in. More » -
#printisdead
The Disruption Is Coming from Inside the Building
Layoffs at the fast-shrinking San Francisco Chronicle have freed up a lot of office space in the newspaper's headquarters. So naturally the Chronicle is now subleasing to a guy who severely undercut its business model in the first place. Spooky. More » -
#mediacrack
Justin Timberlake Loves Diane Rehm, OMG
In your well-balanced Wednesday media column: NPR totally has Justinmania, Rob Shuter gets a new job, predictable Newseum layoffs, and Rupert Murdoch would like to teach the Arabs a thing or two. More » -
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#capitalcrimes
Screw The Real Housewives - Washington Can Do Bitchy All By Itself
Last night, late, great Jezebel editor Megan Carpentier and friends described the White-House-crashin' Salahis as "the Speidi of Washington." What does that make scapegoat Desiree Rogers: LC? Or, worse, Audrina - someone raising herself above her natural place and abilities? [Jezebel] -
#philanthropy
Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
How selflessly cool is Google? Every now and then the company removes from consideration one of its superhuman job candidates, to avoid an over-concentration of brilliance. Google, you see, doesn't want to become a black hole of awesome. More » -
#abouttime
The wait is over: REO Speedwagon is now a video game.
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#wildkingdom
Man Vs. Wild (Woman): Intrepid Explorer Exposes Dangerous "Cheetahs"
Explorers on the dark continent of dating have long known the dangers of the fearsome cougar. But a new menace lurks in the shadows: the cheetah. Luckily, one man has the balls to take this beast on. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Coffee Smug
[Matt Damon can't believe people are lining up at Shake Shack in the December chill when filming The Adjustment Bureau in Madison Square Park yesterday. Image via Getty] -
#conspiracytheories
Facebook's New 'Privacy' Scheme Smells Like an Anti-Privacy Plot
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg issued an open letter to his 350+ million users; you probably saw it this morning when logging in. Facebook will kill regional networks like "New York." Why? To trick you. More » -
#god
Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly
"For Christ's Sake," ha: Secular Thanksgiving is over, which means it's time for the Atheist War on Christmas to begin anew. More » -
#fieldguide
The Women of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods may have apologized to his wife and family for running all around town with a succession of women, but that doesn't mean the ladies don't exist. Just like Tiger's wife, we all want to know who they are. More »
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#yupshesgay
Meredith Baxter Birney's Surreal Today Show "Confession"
Matt sat down with Meredith Baxter Birney today, because she had a "confession" to make. Did she have a party crashing story to refute? Had she slept with her father? Nope. Turns out the Family Ties mom is gay. [Jezebel] -
#sexytime
Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
If you want to write an article that gets the people talking, one good way is to just start classifying women in random groups, related to age and hot sexxx. Hot sexxxy cheetah ladies cannot resist this delicious media bait! More » -
#thewaywelivenow
Groom Tweets, Changes Facebook Relationship Status from the Altar
Yes, this actually happened: Dana Hanna, a Maryland computer programmer, whipped out a handheld device (hey-oh!) during his wedding, set his Facebook to "married," and Twittered. Just imagine what he has in store for the honeymoon More » -
#uhoh
Bill Kristol Supports Obama War Plan, Afghanistan To Somehow Get Even Worse
President Obama's new Afghanistan policy seems like basically the Afghanistan policy he kept promising he'd pursue doing the campaign, so why is everyone so surprised? Unfortunately for America, there is concrete, inescapable proof that it will not work: More » -
#fights
Rupert Murdoch: Pugnacious
Rupert Murdoch is simply a man who likes to fight. End of the psychological profile! He has big plans to fight the New York Times. He has big plans to fight Google. And he could win both. More » -
#blinditems
Which Singer Laughs at the Handicapped?
'Tis the season for giving, but not for this country star who picked on a wheelchair-bound fan or a celeb babymomma who is looking for charity. Along with a frisky Oscar winner and a role-playing actor, everyone needs some help. More » -
#thepartyline
6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
The more Michaele and Tareq Salahi try to tell their story of how they were "invited" to the White House, the more it looks like Swiss cheese. After the jump, we take apart some of their most ridiculous assertions. [Jezebel] -
#media
God Damn Neal Boulton Somehow Co-Opts Tiger Woods Publicity
Who is the big winner in this Salacious Tiger Woods Sex Scandal? Self-promoting pansexual former gay magazine editor Neal Boulton. More » -
#frontpages
Obama Pledges 30,000 More Troops for Afghanistan
The President gave some speech about troops in some country. But mainly the Post kills it on the Tiger Woods story. There are puns galore: birdies, sex drive, paws. To steal their line, they're all coming out of the Woodswork! More »
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#gop
Another Republican Financier Bites the Dust
Last week playboy Republican scumbag Tim Durham's offices were raided by the FBI. Today another Ferrari-driving friend of the GOP, Florida lawyer Scott Rothstein (pictured with Governor Charlie Crist) has been charged in a $1.2bn Ponzi scheme. More » -
#richpeople
Casey Johnson Is Broke and Abandoned, According to Her Used Vibrator Victim
There is something awkward about a single-source story wherein the source's accusation that the subject stole her panties and discarded a used vibrator in her bed never comes up. Sometimes it's worth it, though. More » -
#gossiproundup
Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
"I feel bad" for boyfriends whose girlfriends don't send them XXX self-portraits, says Rihanna; Tiger Woods' sexy texts messages are out; LiLo and SamRo make nice. Wednesday's gossip is one nip slip short of a tabloid triathlon. More » -
#eek
Ex-LA Times Journalists Not Doing So Well
Thinking about taking a buyout, or leaving your media job to pursue your organic restaurant/piano teacher dreams? Read this depressing survey of 75 ex-Los Angeles Times journalists first. It's not pretty. Only 11 have landed full-time jobs! More » -
#vroom
The Recovery Is Here!
Well Porsche sales were up 18% from last November anyway. But mainly because more people are buying the smaller and cheaper Cayman coupe. The things people do to survive these days... [AP]
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