I do get tired of the "what are you" question. In this day and age, everyone is mixed with something, even us blasians don't look all that exotic anymore!
Hey, y'all! The results are in! I'm 100% cuter and I'm not even a baby anymore!!
Crazy kids. I remember getting so much shit when I said I hated Rihanna's "good girl gone bad" reinvention. I felt like she was overcompensating for a lack of self esteem. If this story is true, it pretty much supports my theory. If it's not, I still wish they'd both go away.
Damn! I wish I said that!
Just when I thought this story couldn't get any weirder. It probably says a lot about me when I admit I can't wait for the movie.
Ugh! I remember the "James Blonde" jokes. That dude is more than blonde. He's like a rugged flaxen gold.
Well, I just made a liar out of myself and sort of defended Chris Brown on Dodai's timeline of him. I just realized that he's probably mentally ill. This ain't gonna end well. Blech. I feel yucky every time he comes up.
I knew I hearted you for a reason. Any Sunny Fan is a friend of mine!
For a second there, I thought you got hold of my husband's skivvies. So, how tough is he gonna be in prison if he's known as the dude with the world's worst skidmarked panties?? Personally, I would rather be known as a shoe bomber. Even with all the smelly feet jokes.
I had no idea that his stepfather tried to shoot himself, which is horrifyingly tragic in itself, and could explain a lot about why Chris Brown is so fucked up. I have a feeling he has an untreated mental illness and all of his handlers are in denial.

Speaking as someone who was the victim of a person who was mentally ill and extremely violent (after the suicide of his father when he was 5 years old), I hope Brown can get his life together and show actual remorse, but I don't think it's going to happen until he gets actual help. At any rate, I get this icky feeling that his life is not going to end well and I just prefer not to ride this train to it's inevitable collision. Unfortunately, I know how this story ends. I have no anger or animosity toward him, just pity.

I can't even hate the girl for getting that much money after what she endured.
Oh gosh, no!! I can't even handle alcohol. I still dabble in champagne from time to time! But my story was just a cautionary tale. The first thing I thought of when I heard about Whitney was that night in the hot tub. It made me feel just horrible for her. It so didn't have to happen that way. Poor thing.
Give the publicist a break! It's obvious she's not following him on Twitter!

/sarcasm

It really makes me get goosebumps and not in a good way. I was just at the drugstore and they had the previous cover with blaring headlines pretty much predicting this would happen. It just makes me sick to think of all her enablers more than likely seeing that and not believing it.
You know what I love about Jezebel? And especially Mo-Glo? Is that I wouldn't have even caught that descriptor of a woman as a "brunette", but now I'm thinking, seriously what is that all about?

Okay, so Chris Brown. Yeah. There's no defending his behavior anymore, so anyone who is can just shut the fuck up already. Including Chris Brown.

And i freakin' love Jamiroquai!!
I was stupid and didn't think about the consequences of combining them. I know it was really irresponsible. I guess I was lucky!
The sisters were these two hot yoga loving, Real Housewives of Malibu. One was divorced and paying her lazy, no good ex-husband alimony, the other was cheating on her husband and boning the CEO of their company, which didn't make any sense because he was such a nebbish. Cute dogs though. :)
It reminds me of M.C. Escher. I don't know where it ends and she begins.
So weird. I've never had a cat that didn't like fish or milk. She also gets weird about the texture of wet food. She doesn't like it mooshy, she likes chunks, which is why I was thinking about making it for her. But she does love to eat cobwebs. I'm thinking she may just be a little kooky like me!!
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