lionel-mandrake commented on Joe Bruno Found Guilty of Running New York Senate

"So, when can we prosecute the rest of the New York State Senate, oh and the United States Senate too, especially that walking phlegmatic turd Joe Lieberman?"

lionel-mandrake commented on Scientist Tries to Find Man Who Has Never Watched Porn: Can't

"Much like the way men fib their numbers upwards when asked about the number of sexual partners they've had, I'm guessing they fib their numbers down when fessing to how much porno they consume."

lionel-mandrake commented on Scientist Tries to Find Man Who Has Never Watched Porn: Can't

"@jburnaway: He has no sex drive because he spends all his time jerking off to porn on the internet."

lionel-mandrake commented on Scientist Tries to Find Man Who Has Never Watched Porn: Can't

"@jorel845: The mother of a dear friend of mine was the madam of a special kind of "club" in New York back in the day."

lionel-mandrake commented on A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid

"@miss_msry: A guy who's vain enough to shave his body hair is also vain enough to get plugs when the hair on top starts to go away."

lionel-mandrake commented on Should We Be Worried That We Hardly Notice Conservative Facebook Hate Anymore?

"Back when I was idealistic and young, I used to think things like: "If only The People could make their voices heard over the din of corporate-controlled media." "Soon, the democratication of media will give everyone a voice." Then the internet happened and I realized that the Vox Populi is actually the sound of your embarassing, racist, maybe retarded uncle, after he's had about ten beers too many."

lionel-mandrake commented on Google Geniuses Disguise Perfect Porn Vehicle as Child's Play

"@Perhaps Not: Porn is, after all, the most important bellwether for predicting the success of any media platform."

lionel-mandrake commented on GLAAD's Okay with ABC's Lambert Ban, Because Not All Gay Kisses Are Created Equal

"@Fuzzy Dunlop: Absolutely correct."

lionel-mandrake commented on Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly

"@lizdexia: My understanding though, is that the easing of those restrictions has been a fairly recent thing, like the last five centuries or so."

lionel-mandrake commented on Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly

"This is a little OT, but here goes... I've been under the impression that money-lending (especially of the interest-charging kind) was a big no-no, historically speaking, for the more devout Christian types. If this is the case, why are so many evangelicals and born-agains so supportive of the American economic system?"