"@lizzybennet: I mean, SERIOUSLY: I got in-laws with kids, a decade away from college, who are still paying off their fool-ass weddings and honeymoons ten-plus years down the road!"
"GIRLS, DO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALL A BIG FUCKING FAVOR WHEN YOU DECIDE TO GET MARRIED, GET OVER YOURSELF, CAN YOUR SELF IMPORATNT BULLSHIT, GET OVER THE FACT YOU WERE NEVER PROM QUEEN OR PRINCESS GRACE FUCKING KELLY AND YOU NEVER WILL BE, DO WHAT I DID, GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE WITH THE ONLY PERSON WHO REALLY HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOUR WHINY BULLSHIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND THE TWO OF YOU, YOU AND THE FOOL WHO ACTUALLY THINKS HE WANTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH YOU (CHECK BACK IN 10-15 YEARS) AND GOD DAMN FUCKING ELOPE."
"@lawschoolmakesmecrazy: Right it's when MORE people--MORE women--are reading the trash than are reading the Tolstoy, etc., so that bad lit gets all the contracts and adnaces and the good lit sits in a fucking drawer somewhere."
I was laughing when I read your comment about the song by Charlene. Check out the "Mungo Jerry" post from last week as that song is mentioned quite a bit.
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