lizzybennet commented on Bridesmaid Revisited: How Friends' Beauty Standards Affect Our Own

"@amy: no one has EVER EVER worn their bridemaids dress again."

lizzybennet commented on Bridesmaid Revisited: How Friends' Beauty Standards Affect Our Own

"@PhillyLass: I haven't eaten much today, it's all bile, if that helps.Or were you talking about the Limbaugh-lick image?Which is worse?"

lizzybennet commented on Sex Without Condoms Is Actually Better Than Diamonds, People!

"I thought Moe left Jezebel."

lizzybennet commented on No One Can Be a Secret Lesbian in Peace Anymore

"Half of Conde Nast HR is lesbian."

lizzybennet commented on Sex Without Condoms Is Actually Better Than Diamonds, People!

"@gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): If we had a woman president it would be legal to KILL HIM."

lizzybennet commented on Julianne Moore: Tousled Up Top, Tacky On Bottom

"And women aren't petty or catty (see above post)."

lizzybennet commented on What's Wrong With Having Frenemies?

"I'm sorry, but no."

lizzybennet commented on Bridesmaid Revisited: How Friends' Beauty Standards Affect Our Own

"@DinaRonson: I can't remember the last time I picked up the Times and HAVEN'T wanted to vomit."

lizzybennet commented on Bridesmaid Revisited: How Friends' Beauty Standards Affect Our Own

"@lizzybennet: I mean, SERIOUSLY: I got in-laws with kids, a decade away from college, who are still paying off their fool-ass weddings and honeymoons ten-plus years down the road!"

lizzybennet commented on Bridesmaid Revisited: How Friends' Beauty Standards Affect Our Own

"GIRLS, DO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALL A BIG FUCKING FAVOR WHEN YOU DECIDE TO GET MARRIED, GET OVER YOURSELF, CAN YOUR SELF IMPORATNT BULLSHIT, GET OVER THE FACT YOU WERE NEVER PROM QUEEN OR PRINCESS GRACE FUCKING KELLY AND YOU NEVER WILL BE, DO WHAT I DID, GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE WITH THE ONLY PERSON WHO REALLY HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOUR WHINY BULLSHIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND THE TWO OF YOU, YOU AND THE FOOL WHO ACTUALLY THINKS HE WANTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH YOU (CHECK BACK IN 10-15 YEARS) AND GOD DAMN FUCKING ELOPE."

lizzybennet commented on Vaginal Rejuvenation Doctor "Knows" Kegels Don't Work

"@LisaMc: Anything on after 8:30 am is Creepyland."

lizzybennet commented on Vaginal Rejuvenation Doctor "Knows" Kegels Don't Work

"@BitchIsTheNewBlack: Yeah, Whoopi was curiously silent."

lizzybennet commented on Sex Without Condoms Is Actually Better Than Diamonds, People!

"@CreoleSugar: Actually an ugly engagement ring can lead to exactly that (the latter),especially if it's a "heirloom"..."

lizzybennet commented on Sex Without Condoms Is Actually Better Than Diamonds, People!

"@gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): You SHOULD be."

lizzybennet commented on Brand-Obsessed Chick Lit Makes Us Lose Our Breakfast (At Tiffany's)

"@lawschoolmakesmecrazy: Right it's when MORE people--MORE women--are reading the trash than are reading the Tolstoy, etc., so that bad lit gets all the contracts and adnaces and the good lit sits in a fucking drawer somewhere."

lizzybennet commented on Brand-Obsessed Chick Lit Makes Us Lose Our Breakfast (At Tiffany's)

"@scullymurphy: My scrunchie is wrapped around my man's manhood right now."

lizzybennet commented on On Esquire's Stupid E-Ink Cover

"David Granger looks PA-THE-TIC in that shot...sadly smiling, like he knows this is doomed..."

lizzybennet commented on This Week In Tabloids: Matthew McConaughey's Son, Angelina's Fake Baby, Sarah Jessica Parker's Cheating Husband

"@lizzybennet: I meant, unless he weight FOUR pounds."