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Colonel Mustard commented on Palin Becomes a Birther as Revenge Unto Those Who Doubted Trig
"@Atilla the Bun: I hated having to babysit kids like her when I was in high school."
http://gawker.com/comment/17303876 03:48 AM on December 4
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Colonel Mustard commented on Palin Becomes a Birther as Revenge Unto Those Who Doubted Trig
"@Atilla the Bun: Right?"
http://gawker.com/comment/17303684 03:25 AM on December 4
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Colonel Mustard commented on How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
"@Jim Topoleski: Did you go to school in a Norman Rockwell painting, by any chance?"
http://gawker.com/comment/17222883 04:20 PM on December 1
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Colonel Mustard commented on How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
"@Jim Topoleski: The only thing PE provides to kids is a school-sanctioned opportunity for the bigger, more athletic, popular kids to beat the living shit out of the unpopular kids with the full support of supervising adults. The only kids who burned calories in PE were the kids who were going to play intramural sports and beat up more kids after school anyway."
http://gawker.com/comment/17212336 12:02 PM on December 1
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Colonel Mustard commented on Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
"Ha ha."
http://gawker.com/comment/17209061 10:32 AM on December 1
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Colonel Mustard commented on Everything You Need to Know in Order to Watch James Franco on General Hospital
"@Spirit Fingers: He's just following in the proud, crazy tradition of Miss Elizabeth Taylor!"
http://gawker.com/comment/16988693 04:22 PM on November 20
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Colonel Mustard commented on Palin's Campaign Chaperone Eviscerates Her for Lying in Book
"@Poop Cooper: This deserves a whole bunch of stars."
http://gawker.com/comment/16905015 03:29 AM on November 18
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Colonel Mustard commented on Angelina Jolie's Face Spurs Massive Internet Dialogue
"@Anne Boleyn: ItS AL Tilted."
http://gawker.com/comment/16897020 06:51 PM on November 17
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Colonel Mustard commented on Angelina Jolie's Face Spurs Massive Internet Dialogue
"@DevilsAvocadoRedux: Yes, it's salt crystals clear now."
http://gawker.com/comment/16894224 05:17 PM on November 17
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Colonel Mustard commented on Angelina Jolie's Face Spurs Massive Internet Dialogue
"All the text on her face is pissing me off."
http://gawker.com/comment/16893663 05:00 PM on November 17
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