lookzgood2me commented on Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme

"(Like a poorly phrased Jeopardy answer, I did not put that in the form of a tweet.) Damn, did you hear they found the body of @danielbaldwin in his apartment?"

lookzgood2me commented on Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme

"Daniel’s the first Baldwin to go."

lookzgood2me commented on Is Missing San Francisco Mayor Secretly Sobbing with 'Life Coach?'

"@BullfightsOnAcid - Christopher Walken tugs the shit out of his hair to help it grow."

lookzgood2me commented on Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend

"Amazing the J.A."

lookzgood2me commented on Such a Small World for Huffington Post's Conflicted Writer

"Nothing screams journalist like chocolate cake and heels."

lookzgood2me commented on A Goodbye Pizza for Fading Balloon Boy

"Octomom, your turn."

lookzgood2me commented on Monster Energy Threatens Actual Movie Monster (We're Not Kidding)

"(Wouldn't the movie company's O&E insurance cover stuff like this anyway?) As for other lawsuits, let's see them take on monster trucks."

lookzgood2me commented on New York Times Has Baghdad Kitten for Twitterati

"@Gabriel Snyder: There's a little Kitler thing going on with that stache."

lookzgood2me commented on A Twitter Engineer's Epic Diss of 'Disgusting' San Francisco

"Bets on where the news of his vacant apartment is posted first: Twitter or craigslist."

lookzgood2me commented on Drue Kataoka: Inexplicable Fameball Priestess of Silicon Valley

"@ http://gawker.com/comment/15775213 07:36 PM on October 2