lothario commented on The Blog Matrix

"Right next to Tits Congdon."

lothario commented on OMG GUYS

"'90% of Children Have Accidentally Viewed Pornography' Probably true, but I'd be willing to wager that 99% have also intentionally viewed pornography."

lothario commented on Best Weed Ever

"When you take into account the crack dust the delivery service sprinkles on top, there is no wonder why I get floored after 2 hits."

lothario commented on Devil In a Hued Dress

"@richardmarxhatesmyhair: No, I found it most appropriate. @Swifter: Has nothing to do with the way she 'looks.' @In Other News...: On second thought, you're right."

lothario commented on Devil In a Hued Dress

"Cunt"

lothario commented on After All These Years, Buffy Star Still Can't Get Those Damn Musical Numbers Out of Her Head

"Taylor Momsen time travels, marries some latin dude."

lothario commented on Vanity Fair's Increasingly Hopeless Facebook Experiment

"WOW 10,000 Facebook fans."

lothario commented on Good Luck Getting Your New iPhones, Losers!

"@allyzay: Obviously you still have a v1.0 Apple Time Machine."

lothario commented on Good Luck Getting Your New iPhones, Losers!

"Thanks."

lothario commented on Is Nikki Really This Season's "Sexy Chef" or Maybe Not So Much At All?

"Antonia has Ashley Alexandra Dupre shoulders."