TheLorax commented on The City's Secretly Trashy Nevan Tried to Swap Drugs for a Blow Job

"Or "oxycotton", as specified in the police report."

TheLorax commented on The Week You Can't Figure Out Why You Went to Work

"@aurora*raby: it's true that he's not paying unemployment tax for the misclassified staff, but that shouldn't affect Sheila's claim."

TheLorax commented on The Week You Can't Figure Out Why You Went to Work

"@ian spiegelman: as I thought: treating writers as contractors."

TheLorax commented on The Week You Can't Figure Out Why You Went to Work

"@ian spiegelman: they're 1099ing when they should be W-2ing? How paradoxical that the publication that exposed this practice at Viacom does it, too."

TheLorax commented on John Travolta's Son Dead at 16

"Wait wait wait."

TheLorax commented on Caroline Kennedy's Not-So-Eloquent NYT Interview

"@PandoraSpocks: your point is that a glorified PTA leader who supported Obama in 2007 is qualified and deserves appointment to the Senate by virtue of those facts. Mr."

TheLorax commented on "You See That Talent? Yeah, I F*cked That."

"Richard threw that dreadful, snapping pugdog a fishbone and let her choke on it and expire in convulsions."

TheLorax commented on Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go

"@katastic: yes if a population of ancient defleshed life forms seek to live out their lives and overtakes your body for the purpose a few minutes in a hyperbaric chamber sends them packing. Hyperbaric treatments: not a luxury"

TheLorax commented on Poor Kids Are Brain-Damaged, Science Finds

"Eugenics = based on genes."

TheLorax commented on Poor Kids Are Brain-Damaged, Science Finds

"@nehru: Part of my point is that there is already a big body of evidence showing that poverty has neurophysiological effects and there is little reason for this research to prompt such skepticm."