m4ximusprim3 commented on Oprah & Orman Give Out Free Book: "2009 Action Plan"

"@m4ximusprim3: Also, It's not free if it causes you to lose money."

m4ximusprim3 commented on Oprah & Orman Give Out Free Book: "2009 Action Plan"

"Max's investment rules 1) Never trust anyone who claims to have a normal name, except when you look at it it's missing letters. Susie != Suze. 2) Never, EVER take investment advice from anyone wearing gold lined zebra print. 3) Plastics, my son."

m4ximusprim3 commented on Comcast Installer Dangles From Water Tower For 1.5 Hours Before Rescue

"@unobservant: My thoughts exactly."

m4ximusprim3 commented on The City's Secretly Trashy Nevan Tried to Swap Drugs for a Blow Job

"@everfade: It wasn't rage so much as extreme clumsiness, I'm told."

m4ximusprim3 commented on Bull Returns from Death, Cloned from His Frozen Testicles

"@Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: Duly noted and logged."

m4ximusprim3 commented on Bull Returns from Death, Cloned from His Frozen Testicles

"@Curves: Reference the Shmoo, a la Lucky Number Slevin."

m4ximusprim3 commented on Yahoo's Depressing Backup Plan

"@m4ximusprim3: Also, back to the subject at hand, as long as they don't fuck with flickr, I don't care what happens to yahoo."

m4ximusprim3 commented on Yahoo's Depressing Backup Plan

""Decker, a former investment banker who wrecked her credibility with Wall Street through overoptimistic forecasts." This, not a sentence."

m4ximusprim3 commented on The City's Secretly Trashy Nevan Tried to Swap Drugs for a Blow Job

"@everfade: Last time I got demerol (wisdom tooth extraction) I ended up body slamming a dental assistant and then passing out in my Baskin Robbins smoothie on the way home. The funny thing is, I'd been with my girlfriend for all of 2 weeks and she was the one who drove me home."

m4ximusprim3 commented on The City's Secretly Trashy Nevan Tried to Swap Drugs for a Blow Job

"@La Cieca: Sublime."