Tom Foolery's Messages

Tom Foolery commented on Things To Do Before Leaving New York

"@centaurfarm: Totally learn it in school."

http://gawker.com/397070/#c6376256 2:13 PM on Jun 25

Tom Foolery commented on Things To Do Before Leaving New York

""You are a true believer."

http://gawker.com/397070/#c6375067 1:30 PM on Jun 25

Tom Foolery commented on Things We Like But Probably Shouldn't

"Glad I wasn't the only one watching last night trying to cope with my guilt-ridden desire..."

http://gawker.com/396958/#c6359191 3:36 PM on Jun 24

Tom Foolery commented on LOSSST!

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: This isn't an explanation for Smokey, but remember the episode where Locke was a boy and the ageless Richard came to test him?"

http://gawker.com/394223/#c5954290 1:22 PM on May 30

Tom Foolery commented on Our Plan For The Real World: Brooklyn

"@TheHonJudgeSmails:Were you raped in Brooklyn, or something? I don't know why, but your adamantly pure hatred of that Borough always sends a little chill down my spine - kinda like when I've watched footage of Hitler's speeches or cross burnings of the KKK..."

http://gawker.com/389919/#c5671741 2:29 PM on May 13

Tom Foolery commented on Which Mutt Deserves The Makeover?

"Sparky's owner is actually one of my best friends."

http://jezebel.com/378875/#c5170290 5:43 PM on Apr 13

Tom Foolery commented on 'Straight-Acting' vs. Masculine Gays?

"I don't like labels..."

http://gawker.com/371576/#c4846970 7:19 PM on Mar 24

Tom Foolery commented on "Help the City's Creative Class House Themselves"

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: Wow, you really, REALLY, HATE Brooklyn."

http://gawker.com/363291/#c4520377 10:48 AM on Mar 4

Tom Foolery commented on Ralph Nader Don't Give A Shit

"Ralph Nader is secretly a Republican looking to sabotage the Democrat Party vote..."

http://gawker.com/360110/#c4369903 1:38 PM on Feb 24

Tom Foolery commented on Poll: Do You Srsly Hate Park Slope? Would You Live There?

"@straightgawker: Actually, I don't live in Park Slope, sweetie darling."

http://gawker.com/359390/#c4356512 4:32 PM on Feb 22

Tom Foolery commented on Poll: Do You Srsly Hate Park Slope? Would You Live There?

"@Tom Foolery: This, coming from someone who moved here from Ohio 5 years ago and used to live in a cramped, closet-like, roach-infested, over-priced, fourth floor walk-up studio in the East Village..."

http://gawker.com/359390/#c4351308 1:32 PM on Feb 22

Tom Foolery commented on Poll: Do You Srsly Hate Park Slope? Would You Live There?

"@straightgawker: "Not hip enough for Manhattan or affluent enough for Fairfield County?" Let me guess - you just moved to the trendy East Village 8 months ago from Wisconsin and think that Niagra is a chill place to pre-game?"

http://gawker.com/359390/#c4349797 12:43 PM on Feb 22

Tom Foolery commented on Perez Hilton, Internet Skidmark.