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"My fat coworkers fat 12 yr old son just friended me on Facebook."

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"@Joshua Ozersky: No, no please not Kelly Choi!"

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"@Banjo Kitten: Hey he got that $400 haircut in Iowa!"

maevemealone commented on Liberal Media Won't Help Poor Ann Coulter Plug Her Book

"@blooker68: @saintjim: She writes her own books about as convincingly as she actually believes the vomit that comes out of her mouth."

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"This, is adorable."

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"I loved "I'm Not There" but didn't get it until I watched the supplementary discs that explained it all (so what if that's anti-intellectual!"

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"Well maybe everyone can call in one of their bat signals."

maevemealone commented on "Why Don't You Just Invite the Police Over This Year?"

"@Taryn Kapronica:My mom did that too but we'd find the presents months later when looking for our flip flops before heading to the pool."

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"@jjbings: Probably watching the door while his brother rummaged through her jewelry box."