My sister sent me a similar itinerary for christmas eve and morning. A page long itinerary, and not once do we leave her house. I wish I was kidding.
I have seen Alec twice now

1) Mary's Marvelous in Amagansett - I was still drunk enough from the night before to mutter "you look juuuust like someone I know" before the whole store shhhhhed me

2) Beach in Figure 8 Island, NC - out for a stroll with cigar in hand

* interesting fact, the day after I saw alec in marys I saw ethan hawke there as well

@gladys_kravitz: Here's one for you. My boss made me call the building office and request that instead of holiday music they play REM's "It's the end of the world as we know it" on repeat
@Spirit Fingers: Can we please throw Spike Lee and his "Miracle at St Anna" in with the beggers? As for legitimate contenders, I think the following will receive more than one nod

1) The Wrestler
2) Rachel Getting Married
3) Wendy and Lucy
4) Frozen River
5) The Soloist (RDJ- be still, my heart)

@pureblarney: Well, seeing how he has had the "affliction" since he was born, the tripped and fell drunk one night story isn't plausible. And a birthmark isn't a macho story, at least in my book.
Okay, Alan, the car is all packed. Your wet naps are in the center console, your peanuts and jack and coke are on that tray I set up for you, and your blanket and neckguard are under your seat. You ready to go?

"I think I'm O.K. where I am"

@Cheap Shot: He has neither, it is actually just a birthmark.
6. Shoot yourself accidentally with a gun you brought to a nightclub illegally, and then get arrested for it, and still get stuck paying your bar tab.
@Spirit Fingers: Love too. And what about Girl, interrupted beside jolie
I can't wait to see this in theatres with my sister, it's my turn to loudly exclaim "that's so funny" to which she has to reply "laugh out loud"
Flat is the new up, and xanax is the new flintstones daily chewable.
@aloysius: I watch soley for Nico's wardrobe as well, her stylists KILL it
Listen here ad agencies, I will not be partaking in ANYTHING unless I see a monkey do it first. Capeesh!?!
@margotten: I apparently need some practice on my image posting. I wil get you next time, Don Charney!
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hmmm, this picture came up when I googled him

@somedayarealrainwillcome: Self loathing? What the fuck! Nobody covered that in orientation
@bjonston: Me, you, and Katie Couric
@somedayarealrainwillcome: I question your subjectivity, my fellow gawker commenter
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