They probably wanted to put her up on a mountain, in a toga, like the Ancient Greeks, but then Victor Davis Hanson threw a fit about "classical values" and the Peloponnesian War and the movie 300, and also My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2: My Big Fat Greek Gay Marriage to Richard Dreyfuss is coming out this weekend, so that would have just been tacky, which is way worse than racist, so they just went with the Buddha thing, because Asians are Smart.
No wonder Blair is going to NYU.
This is exactly what happened when Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants filmed at my local Fazoli's.
"Pay attention. You may need to know this one day: The only way to lure Banksy out of hiding is with Superfood"
"On a four-inch balance beam, I can't risk being in an allergy fog, or else I might fall and break my plastic face. I paid a lot of money for that face! That's why I'm Claritin Clear™. Only Non-Drowsy Claritin® is proven to make me as alert and focused as someone without allergies who just blew 20 mg of Adderall after popping two XR tablets this morning. And sticking my landings requires focus, especially since I rely on liposuction and haven't set foot in a gym since 1997. Nothing works better than Claritin® at giving powerful, non-drowsy allergy relief from my worst symptoms, like itchy eyes, runny nose, feathered bangs, losing the Olympic All-Around to that slut Tatiana Gutsu, cokeface, and sneezing. For me, Non-Drowsy Claritin® is the perfect allergy medicine for indoors and out, and at Dr. Rey's office! I'm Shannon Miller ⎯ really, I am! ⎯ and I live Claritin Clear™."
Failed Bonfire of the Vanities
Scientist Proves Glitter Is Made From Whore Diamonds
That little girl with the weird hat said it looked "fierce," but I'm not so sure anymore.
I just saved 15% on car insurance!
Jamie Lynn is naming her baby Lakota - boy or girl - to show her solidarity.
I hope they give Josh Schwartz herpes.
I take it he's inspiration for Josh's new moustache?
Wait, so when did you emotionally manipulate her?
Isn't that the dude from NBC's nascent Monday night flop, Journeyman? That might explain the accounting snafu. Time travel is confusing!
@LolCait: It can't be trickier. "Gay dating" is just brunch.
This is exactly why I'm gay.
fresh ice and appropriate glassware
As opposed to what? Permafrost and a hollow glass dildo?
This gives Manic Panic a whole new meaning.
