Baronzemo,
Right on!! You would think that after what her disgusting father did (hiding OJ's bloody assassination duds), she would want to keep more of a low profile. "Don't touch my car!" Give me a break! What should SHOULD have said: "I'm so ashamed of what my father did, and I'm very sorry to the Goldman and Brown families."
She's dry cleaning her jeans?
I am stunned by this woman's courage. Absolutely stunned. Voluntary amputation of two body parts - dear god. I am donating to her program in honor of her incredible courage.
I like his gardening kneepads.
I'm suspicious that he wears false eyelashes.
I like his little buck teeth and stubby reddish legs. Like Santa on vacation!
Maybe Chanel should just hire George Clooney to model for them. He's never satisfied with what he's got either, so he would be a perfect spokesman.
What I find fascinating is that The Dunce has decided that it's better to be seen as having a mental illness rather than being another victim of what Mark Lisanti so eloquently described (in a classic Defamer post) as the "glitzy, hot-tub-pruned, coke-dusted world of Hollywood." Isn't it usually the other way around? You know, to avoid the Francis Farmer mystique....
Kirstie Alley, of course.
Why does she and her sister always look like they are sucking lemons?
Has Reese seen this? Jesus, even the kid in the background looks irritated.
@People Paula: That's nothing. I read it as "Marlon Brando."
I always wonder about the guy having to walk next to these women in their mentally ill clothes and shoes. Do you think he's ashamed? Christ her shoes are so ugly....
God I'm getting old. I don't even know who some of these people are!
Defamer without Mark? Now THAT is a riddle that would make the Sphinx incontinent! I guess the world really has gone feces-smearing insane...
Thank you for sharing your incredible wit, Mark. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you for sharing your incredible wit, Mark. Thank you very, very much.
For the sake of Our Boy's doctor, let's hope that "doctor-prescribed" is Australian lingo for "prescription" and not American lingo for "we are getting ready to sue you, you sonofabit**."
Based on that picture, I thought that DDL was playing a Royal Canadian Mountie.
@Miss d: Sadly, he also looks mildly retarded if he even cracks a slight smile. Better keep it harsh, Davie Boy.
Maybe the only animal The Barker should have worried about neutering was himself.
