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"The Enquirer tells the truth, for the most part."

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"If I could kill Heidi Montag and get away with it, I would."

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"Those who cannot do..."

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"Made me think of this: [lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk] Sick sick sick lifestyle."

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"@FracturedAcetabulum: Spell it on your phone."

matildalee commented on WASP Code Cracked

"I thought Canadians were black people and Jewish people were 539? Oh, wait, I'm not rich and I don't care."

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"My husband works for Star (well, the company that owns them, actually) and has never heard of Julia Allison..."

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"Robot Monkeys!!"

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"I don't even know these people and I want to punch them in the face even worse than those atrocious publicity whores Spencer and Heidi. (Who BTW *will* get a punch in the face if I ever have the unfortunate chance to run into them.)"

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"What the hell are Screaming Yellow Zonkers?"

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"I'm on the cusp, so I'm sticking with Gen X."

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"I must be honest."

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"I'm going to start a baby bump rumor."

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"My god, a boat captain and a biologist AND a hero?"

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"How come I never get rescued by hot surfers?"

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"I imagine koala would be quite gamey."

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"I - for one - miss the Wetlands."