foodiefoo commented on Who Gave Her New Husband an STD as a Wedding Present?

"1."

foodiefoo commented on Brooklyn Hipster Kickball: The Prom Pics

"second row, first pic - angry screech."

foodiefoo commented on Buy That Famous Janet Jackson Cover (And Some Nudes)!

"it looks as if he's checking mangos at the grocery store for ripeness..."

foodiefoo commented on Genius of Point Break Finally Recognized By Government

"@donmiguel: @adminslave: YAY!"

foodiefoo commented on Perez Hilton Sues Over "Loss of Reputation." Heh.

"*Crying* "Leave Perez AAAAALLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNE!""

foodiefoo commented on Typically Insulting Dowd Quote Mysteriously Scrubbed From Online Column

"Even when I don't agree with her, I find her funny as hell."

foodiefoo commented on Time To Go Home

"I kept waiting for one of those idiot paps to yell, "Heath, over here"..."

foodiefoo commented on First Responders

"She means she'll be on MSNBC to babble aimlessly and attempt to seem important all the while crying crocodile tears for someone she never knew."

foodiefoo commented on At Age 39, Molly Ringwald Finally Experiences First Orgasm While Rummaging In Coat Pocket For Her Keys

""I knew I should have never listened to my agent about botox injections""

foodiefoo commented on "What is the difference between a dating expert and a slut with a pen?"

"duh."