maxfield1 commented on Queen Elizabeth Looks Fantastic in Her Swimsuit

"How great would it be if she was the next Bond "Girl." That would take the series to a whole new level."

maxfield1 commented on Reader Response: We Are All Racist For Not Hating that 'New Yorker' Cover

"@NinaHagen: I know that she is all saintly and Madonna-ish now, but she still makes me squeamish."

maxfield1 commented on John McCain's Balls: A Study of Campaign Website Comment Moderation

"You should always breathe through your nose when tea bagging McCain's balls."

maxfield1 commented on Donald Trump: A Sexist Dinosaur

"@PimpMyCouch: It's in Recycled Doonsbury."

maxfield1 commented on Donald Trump: A Sexist Dinosaur

"@PimpMyCouch: Duke "Honey, let's through this prick overboard." Honey "Sir?" Duke "Let's make chum out of Trump." That would have been great too."

maxfield1 commented on The Love Guru Is Going to Be the Worst Movie of the Summer

"I thought Get Smart looked horrible but I laughed at the clip they showed on The Daily Show last night."

maxfield1 commented on Who Is the Relapsed Movie Star? (Duh.)

"I just took one for the Gawker team."

maxfield1 commented on Are Consumers Ready For A Cartoon Edgier Than Charlie Brown?

"I just found out last week that I can do a really fantastic Cleveland imitation."

maxfield1 commented on How and Why Tony Soprano Died

"I subscribe to the theory that Tony is fine and the audience got whacked."

maxfield1 commented on One More Thing: Who is Your 80s Crush?

"Simon le Bon."

maxfield1 commented on Fox Calls Michelle Obama A "Baby Mama"

"I don't want children, which in effect makes me my husbands "No Baby Making Mama.""

maxfield1 commented on Panic!

"I'm glad my D.C."

maxfield1 commented on Your Tomatoes May Kill You!

"@karion: I had food poisoning for the first time last summer."

maxfield1 commented on 'Times' Report: Jews Scared of Black Man

"I think it would help him to end every sentence with a "Eneeeh?" and a shrugging of the shoulders."

maxfield1 commented on Does Jennifer Aniston Seem Clingy? Because She's Not Trying To Be Clingy!

"@ext212: @AuntPenny: I agree."

maxfield1 commented on The New Yorker's Guide to Hangovers

"Sorry about the typo."

maxfield1 commented on The New Yorker's Guide to Hangovers

"@dado: If prefer,chips dips chains whips you know, your basic high school orgy."

maxfield1 commented on Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother

"@sundaeg1rl: You've convinced me."