mikaloyd commented on "I Just Want You Guys to Know, My Best Friend is Such A Bitch"

"@karion: That's the old Gawker commenter spirit! Give me Commies or give me death, or possibly both."

mikaloyd commented on The Truth About Vegansexuals

"Bacon or sex?"

mikaloyd commented on Which One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other?

"The article was probably just a throway meant to pave the way for an in depth piece on hip hop artists."

mikaloyd commented on American Hero Don Imus To Make Glorious Return

"I for one hope that this developement keeps Al Sharpton too busy to dine with Bill O Reilly."

mikaloyd commented on What To Do When He's Not Quite Dead?

"Schrodinger is looking down from heaven right now, stroking half a cat and offering hope and condolences."

mikaloyd commented on Five Minutes Of Fox Business Network Hotties

"It isnt as if Hooters wasnt listed on the stock exchange already, and it isnt as if festive decorations are a bad thing, so I applaud Fox's efforts to spruce up money a bit."

mikaloyd commented on World's Worst Person John Fitzgerald Page's "Official Response"

"John Fitzgerald Page plays the pity card poorly, on a blog, in an open letter, claiming that he is an abused orphan with hurt feelings who possesses neither the tools nor the inclination to tell anything except God's own truth. Yet his pity card still manages to bluff a relatively large segment of the Gawker's battle hardened mockery warriors into folding their hands and quietly apologising for their sins against JFP. John Fitgerald Page is apparantly a master manipulator of people."

mikaloyd commented on James Lipton's Memoir May Be The Worst Thing Ever

"The man really could and should afford ghost writers if he insists upon telling his story."

mikaloyd commented on 'Gossip Girl' Creator Cecily von Ziegesar Is Pissed At Her Publisher

""In American pop usage, people who didn't know the Flemish painter of fat broads dropped the "s," but "rubenesque" is a bit grating if you do know the history." Rubensesque is all but unpronouncable with a lisp."

mikaloyd commented on Big Trouble At Little 'Time Out New York'

"He knows the old " check is in the mail" song and dance."

mikaloyd commented on World's Worst Person John Fitzgerald Page's "Official Response"

"Is there anything actually inherantly wrong with becoming that which we mock by the very act of mocking?"

mikaloyd commented on World's Worst Person John Fitzgerald Page's "Official Response"

"Oh for goodness sake people if we are going to suffer srom bully's regret here for picking on John Fitgerald Page then this website cannot long stand."

mikaloyd commented on A Note From "THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD"

"I find all of this humanising of the meat placemarker for JFP's dangerously dysfunctional and morbidly obese ego to be counterproductive to the job at hand of reducing or at least containing that ego so that it will no longer endanger or feed from the humanity around it. For God's sake wont someone think of the adults?"

mikaloyd commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

"John Fitzgerald Page never weeps."

mikaloyd commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

"Barry Bonds did not take steroids, he merely accepted John Fitzgerald Page's offer of a free training session."

mikaloyd commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

"Courtney Love drove Kurt Cobain beyond what he could endure just so she could be with John Fitzgerald Page."

mikaloyd commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

"John Fitzgerald Page is the Tiger Beer saviour with the Tiger Beat attitude"

mikaloyd commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

"John Fitzgerald Page willed his ego to glow prompting the new FAA regulations requiring John Fitzgerald Page to maintain at least 7 miles of distance between airports and John Fitzgerald Page after to avoid blinding pilots"