mikedell commented on This Week In Tabloids: Beach Panic! Lose Your Mind Reading About How Stars Lose Weight

"I do the Christian Bale: a can of tuna a day for protein, and beat the shit out my mother and sister for cardio."

mikedell commented on Colbert Was Right, Timothy Treadwell Still Wrong

"Bear suits are funny."

mikedell commented on Thumbs Up for Roger Ebert

"I heard the tiger that got Siskel was actually trying to HELP him."

mikedell commented on The 'Nuts' Story That Won't Be Appearing On Radar

"Six months later he changed his name to Yusuf , walked away from the music business to start a new life and raise a family."

mikedell commented on The 'Nuts' Story That Won't Be Appearing On Radar

"the best part of all this is the word "nu*s" being beeped on tv and blanked out in transcripts."

mikedell commented on Who Has Her Dad Buy Her Drugs?

"1- Jon Benet Ramsey 2- Betty White (The Golden Palace)"

mikedell commented on Jesse Jackson To Threaten Obama's "Nuts" Tonight On Fox News

"Bill you ass clown [www.youtube.com]"

mikedell commented on Who Has a Lesbian Tattoo?

"1 Jeff VanVonderen, Candy Finningan and Ken Seeley 2 Betty White (Password, Match Game, Golden Girls) 3 huh?"

mikedell commented on Sacha Baron Cohen's Gay Fight Night Hoax

"@restoration_rake: Learn how to spell my name you dumb honky motherfucker"