miss_msry commented on Colbert Was Right, Timothy Treadwell Still Wrong

"When furry porn goes bad."

miss_msry commented on Roger Ebert Replaced By 26-Year-Old

"Two fingers up!"

miss_msry commented on Cheating On Your Sick Wife An Old Political Tradition

"Elizabeth for VP."

miss_msry commented on Estelle Getty, Thank You For Being A Friend

"And oy vey, there's a benign dementia?"

miss_msry commented on Estelle Getty, Thank You For Being A Friend

"In the hereafter, you won't need to read the cue cards."

miss_msry commented on Pushy White House Reporter's Sad Future

"Catharsis sucks."

miss_msry commented on British Press Waging War on Sharp Instruments

"So, this is why we got stuck with Hitchens?"

miss_msry commented on Made-Up Japanese Sex Stories

"So I can't go to Tokyo on my next servicey, sexicey vacation?"

miss_msry commented on The Experts Weigh In On Commenter Culture

"Can puppets have a religion?"

miss_msry commented on Non-Lesbians Able to Heal Baby Deer With Their Whimsical, Name-dropping Charms

"@NobodyLikesMe: Steven Tyler? And one's exposed breast should always be the first part in the room for maximum effect."

miss_msry commented on Doing Crack With David Carr

"@Cookie Guggleman: That would be the caveman lawyer recovering addict syndrome."

miss_msry commented on Doing Crack With David Carr

"From the look of his picture, I don't think he got away scott-free."

miss_msry commented on Monkey Menace Reaches Terrifying New Level

"Minkeys scare me more than clowns."

miss_msry commented on Poor Rich People Having Less Fun in the Hamptons This Year

"Ian, I thought you vowed no Hamperton updates on the weedends?"

miss_msry commented on A Word About Weekend Gawker

"My dog ate his vet's arm up to the shoulder."

miss_msry commented on A Word About Weekend Gawker

"You know of course that all media hos (like people running for Prezzedent) release the good stuff on weedends?"

miss_msry commented on The Junior Yuppie

"@EasyEVG: I wore the DVF wrap in 1976 for my internship -- in Greenwood, MS."

miss_msry commented on The Junior Yuppie

"@EasyEVG: Are you Charlie Sheen part deux?"