@Eyjafjallajokull: Okay, screw it. Gawker has officially become Urbanbaby. I'm outta here!
@BettyCrocker: Why, even his bicep has a boner! Get a good ball gag to keep speech at a minimum and you're golden.
@rEnaGaDeAide: Fuck you dumb bitches. It's a big cock and a tight little ass.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I recognize that backseat. A bit springy, but good traction from the lethah.
@Thrillho: You can transport it in plastic, but don't reheat in it. Keep a glass bowl at work, transfer to bowl, cover with a paper towel, zap, Bob's your uncle (with descended testicles).
@Brigit: Important knowledge. I always, always use glass. I yell at the kids putting their lunch in the microwave in plastic containers, but they just chuckle at me: Crazy old lady, something's gotta get me. Yes, but it does not need to be a concentrated ingestion of pthalates. Let it be a Mac truck because you're texting off the curb on Sixth Avenue. Much less painful, over in seconds, junior.
@childe★herald: You should get your thyroid checked. Postnatal thyroid issues are very common, but you want to get it looked at. Good luck with the babbeh. P.S. Cursing is good for kids. Builds character.
@Lysergic Asset: Thighs should meet as the "sshhh shhhh shhh" sound attracts the male of the species. Trust.
@childe★herald: And you say "bullhockey"? You're allowed to cuss on here.
Get back to me when you turn thirty, babe. They'll meet.
Get back to me when you turn thirty, babe. They'll meet.
Big Pimpin'!
Ugh. Thighs are supposed to meet. She's about three pounds out of Auschwitz.
@the_lerpa: You go too far, sir. Sandy B. gave Mr. James a chance to step up in class. He fucked it all up.
You see, a lot of women labor under this terrible concept, you might even call it an ideal: that if they offer a man the chance to do things the right way, to do things the honest and dignified way, and he says he wants to do it, women believe it. Poor suckers, we are. We really believe you when you say, "I do."
You see, a lot of women labor under this terrible concept, you might even call it an ideal: that if they offer a man the chance to do things the right way, to do things the honest and dignified way, and he says he wants to do it, women believe it. Poor suckers, we are. We really believe you when you say, "I do."
@JC Hewitt: Yes, I apologize now that you have clarified.
@the_lerpa: Dear lerpa, I do like you and your cookieface (why did you change that avatar?), and I don't want
you to think of me as being intellectually dishonest for all the wriggling I do here. (Contrary to the opinions of those who are not fond of me on this site, it is not out of malice, but distraction and exhaustion; I type on Gawker mostly at work and I work all the time.)
The men who are incapable of fidelity, especially those without the good common sense to not fuck up their lives in the process, probably should not marry, yes. Stupid, selfish people should not marry, especially male ones who want their wives to fuck them like bad girls do, but the wife doesn't really know how or even like that style. You know, bland Sandy B. is America's sweetheart for a reason.
Anyway, you know my view on men: They're cute, they're useful, and they are delicious, but they just aren't as bright as us. Unfortunately, we pay the price for their idiocy quite often, because we really do love you guys.
Here's a song for you:
you to think of me as being intellectually dishonest for all the wriggling I do here. (Contrary to the opinions of those who are not fond of me on this site, it is not out of malice, but distraction and exhaustion; I type on Gawker mostly at work and I work all the time.)
The men who are incapable of fidelity, especially those without the good common sense to not fuck up their lives in the process, probably should not marry, yes. Stupid, selfish people should not marry, especially male ones who want their wives to fuck them like bad girls do, but the wife doesn't really know how or even like that style. You know, bland Sandy B. is America's sweetheart for a reason.
Anyway, you know my view on men: They're cute, they're useful, and they are delicious, but they just aren't as bright as us. Unfortunately, we pay the price for their idiocy quite often, because we really do love you guys.
Here's a song for you:
@the_lerpa: Well, it just so happens that I am superior: I don't fuck people for prestige or to sell my story to the tabloids, I do it for fun. However, it's not even a question of feeling superior, but rather of having eyes in my head, honey. So do you. A skank's a skank. Don't be so afraid of not being thought hip and sexually free that you can't cast aspersions on shitty people. And please don't paint me with the Victorian brush, what I find wrong is that he hurt his wife and fucked up her life, not that he schtupped Lydia the Tattooed Lady six ways to Sunday in whatever manner they enjoy the most.
Gee, I'd like to have a beer with you and continue this conversation. I love to see men defend other men in the name of sexual freedom.
Gee, I'd like to have a beer with you and continue this conversation. I love to see men defend other men in the name of sexual freedom.
@JC Hewitt: Wow, you're clever. You're just worried you're not going to get your Wall Street tug shop regular? Piss off, smartass. They came to the U.S. to NOT be hookers.
@Zapfino_the_Magnificent: He's like 55 or 56, so yes, he does look great. And he titled a record after Dirk Bogarde and that is just good.
@misslinda: All men are the same height flat on their backs, if I may paraphrase Mr. Chevalier.
@misslinda: Well, I have met ML IRL and she is a cutie, so this tracks. Stuart Goddard might be a bit nuts but he has good taste.
