Really? That doesn't sound like us at all. We're usually all over new commenters in a totally creepy way. And after yesterday's bantastic events, we've straightened up and put out the nice China, so now would be a great time to give Crasstalk another try. #crosstalk
Just don't mention cilantro and you'll be fine. #crosstalk
Only if Scalia voted for it first.
X = number of hours you need to be in the office in order to not get fired from the job you hate.
Y = number of hours you can fuck around on the internet and still get enough work done to not get fired from the job you hate.
X = Y = Happiness.
Reading? No. Off-off-Broadway musical? Definitely.
And somewhere, Agent Provocateur's PR flack is cackling maniacally.
It's officially impossible not to love Jon Stewart.
See? It's already a big hit. If Danny doesn't write a post about the strange and/or inappropriate stuff he finds around the office, it'll be a real missed opportunity.
Danny, you can win us over by spending the night poking through the writers' desks and reporting on their more unsavory habits.
Kitties are the universal language of the interwebs.
Oh damn, I just bitched about this before reading your comment. I even used the word "formulaic." I think that means we're blood sisters.
Yo Taylor. Your headlines are becoming formulaic: Something In The News, Reaction. We're like hyperactive kittens, we need lots of stimulation. If all you give us is string, we're going to yell for a ball. And if you keep rolling the ball at us over and over and over again, we're going to tear apart your sofa.
A MySpace page should have automatically disqualified him from anything on the Internets post-2002.
But those articles are so blah. And I said blah, not bleugh, so it's totally not racist.
It's not a real movie, it's a TV movie for the Ladybits Network. Pretty sure a gig that small doesn't require the same type of insurance as a feature film.
Q: What's the difference between Starbucks' new Blonde Roast and an espresso?
A: The Blonde Roast is cheap and goes down easy.
Yes, but "the most vocal, visible members of the Republican Party as seen in the media" are Republican candidates for President and members of Congress. In other words, they are leaders of the Republican party. Maher or Olbermann would be the equivalent of Limbaugh and O'Reilly. I can't think of a Democratic politician who is the equivalent of Buchanan or Gingrich.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME GERBS? ALSO, WHY DOES YOUR NAME KEEP GETTING LONGER AND LONGER AND LONGER AND CAN YOU MAKE IT STOP OR AT LEAST STOP FEEDING IT AFTER MIDNIGHT!
YOU ALL SUCK, BRING FOSTER BACK, etc. Oh what? Didn't see you there, darlin'.
I'm right there with you, Flirty. This city will drain your bank account faster than a homeless man and a bottle of Ripple, especially if you have kids.
