mitchel_stevens commented on My Underwear Is the Future of the Internet Economy

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mitchel_stevens commented on The NYT's Sad Attempt at Gettting Drunk

"whiskey and Yoohoo ... I HAVE THESE THINGS!!!!! Hello Mid-Day Amusement at the Laundromat."

mitchel_stevens commented on Did We Really Need a Robo-Serial Killer? [NSFW]

"TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--oh, wait."

mitchel_stevens commented on KinkyGamer: For When Topless Wii Isn't Enough

"@MalzyWheels: actually, Gamer-Chan originally did those "camwhore" photos for 4chan. And then they were passed around and provided for thousands of lonely men. I guess the thing I get at is attribution: sure, the cam photos are one thing."

mitchel_stevens commented on KinkyGamer: For When Topless Wii Isn't Enough

"You know, the ancient "I <3 Gamers" pics were snatched from JJ.am or--in the case of the "cosplay" ones--from 4chan. While Kinky Original Content is cool, stealing and rehashing old pics sans attribution is lame."

mitchel_stevens commented on Celebrity Magazine Editors Aren't as Good at Controlling Their Press as Celebrities

"@triplethreat: oh jesus, there's more than one type? that's depressing news."

mitchel_stevens commented on Celebrity Magazine Editors Aren't as Good at Controlling Their Press as Celebrities

"@Seeräuber Jenny: Only if you're a moron and keep your recorder with the flacks. Most people keep a keen eye on their equipment. That said, junkets suck."

mitchel_stevens commented on His Name Is Bruce, Not Saw IX

"There were some chuckles in this film. But my god, it could've been an awesome short film. Instead, it was a painful 80 minutes. Which, undoubtedly, would be more fun drinking along with it--but that'll be for the Sci-Fi Channel and DVD releases."

mitchel_stevens commented on Laid Off Just in Time for the Holidays

"@jrhys: @HeatherNumber1: No."

mitchel_stevens commented on You Don't Need 2 Hands To Kill A Bunch Of People Who Deserve It

"Drill Bra Sisters. Thank you Fevered Dreams/Nikkatsu Co-Production for American Audiences. You were a great idea."