But should he be allowed to teach high school kids?
Miz Kathryn better hold off on orderin' pie.
Interesting to see she married one of my fellow Bulgarians (or Bulgarian-Ams or whatever). Kehayov is about a decade younger than her and works or worked at the DC office of consulting giant Deloitte, handling "Bulgarian shipping." Which means he is acquainted with quite a lot of guys who were once Olympic contenders for weightlifting but nowadays lift some rather different stuff. Tara, don't give him no lip.
Raping Tara Reid is not hilarious.
What I'd like to know is: AOL "put" the Time/Warner fiasco "behind" it by buying Arianna and her unpaid minions. And Time/Warner did the same by selling Little Brown to Filipacchi.
What will be Murdoch's equivalent?
Giving Andrea a 24-hour cat-care (ie torture) channel? Mmmm...FoxFeline...
What will be Murdoch's equivalent?
Giving Andrea a 24-hour cat-care (ie torture) channel? Mmmm...FoxFeline...
And how long will it be until we get a Youtube clip set to Stonewall Jackson's "Waterloo?" That's really the hip move.
Or at least Narvel Felts's cover of same.
Or at least Narvel Felts's cover of same.
Not one Always Sunny In Philly joke...Danny wasted his time.
And don't forget - if you give him or her crabs on the wedding night, follow the lead of the man from Fun City.
"I'm a killer, I'm a clown...."
And while we're on this subject let me just say that if there's one Republican entertainer out there who's thinking of following Ron's path to the White House, I hope it's Vince Furnier. Believe me, if Alice was in there he'd spend more time golfing than Ike AND Obama put together. Which means we might get another Elvis or On The Road or at least another Edsel.
And while we're on this subject let me just say that if there's one Republican entertainer out there who's thinking of following Ron's path to the White House, I hope it's Vince Furnier. Believe me, if Alice was in there he'd spend more time golfing than Ike AND Obama put together. Which means we might get another Elvis or On The Road or at least another Edsel.
Pecker and Gerald Rivers: Separated at birth?
I just hope and pray Cain keeps moving up in the polls, so that at the debates his rivals try to steal his pizza thunder.
Gingrich in a toga chanting "Meatsa meatsa."
Romney dressed as the Noid.
Huntsman dressed like...well, maybe Gorbachev when he was doing the Hut ads.
And Bachmann like...well, can't think of any female pizza mascots. Just dress her like the Orbit Brit.
Gingrich in a toga chanting "Meatsa meatsa."
Romney dressed as the Noid.
Huntsman dressed like...well, maybe Gorbachev when he was doing the Hut ads.
And Bachmann like...well, can't think of any female pizza mascots. Just dress her like the Orbit Brit.
It's a sad thing when almost the last thing a man sees before he dies is the face of John Larroquette.
Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Stay away from drugs....at least until you're well out of spitting distance of old Night Court cast members.
Especially "Mrs. Clinton."
Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Stay away from drugs....at least until you're well out of spitting distance of old Night Court cast members.
Especially "Mrs. Clinton."
Tintin Au Congo would work but only with Assange in the title role. And with Rerun as Mobutu.
Easy call. But who was the guy? Shadoe Stevens? John Davidson?
Tina is starting to get ads in that target the readership she's obviously gunning for, upper-middle-class menopausal women. (That is to say, ads from the drug companies and physicians with an ad budget.) So that will keep things going for a while if she can build on that.
But rest assured that there will be no Newsweek offices to go to in 2014 if Tina is not there. This mag will die with her departure, sure as Talk did.
But rest assured that there will be no Newsweek offices to go to in 2014 if Tina is not there. This mag will die with her departure, sure as Talk did.
I'm afraid he could blackmail his way into the Oval Office by threatening to shave his head and 'stache if he loses.
As awful as they are, I got the feeling that what's underneath is beyond all our nightmares.
As awful as they are, I got the feeling that what's underneath is beyond all our nightmares.
Just read about my countryman's misdeed at AOL News.
Seventeen comments there so far, and, incredibly, not one blamed Obama for what happened.
Seventeen comments there so far, and, incredibly, not one blamed Obama for what happened.
Tasteless but at least it's not another Chappaquiddick joke.
Anyway it's far from a surprising splitup. Obviously Maria was not in the mood to spend another ten years looking the other way from Ahnold's antics on the set. And in 2011, it's not that much of a shock.
Now the last time a Kennedy broke up with an aging movie star, when Pat left Peter Lawford in '66, was a real sizzler in its day. It had been just two years since Rockefeller lost his shot at the White House for being a divorced man making a baby with a divorced woman.
Anyway I figure this will lead to Maria doing a show on OWN. And to Ahnold, sooner than we think, but maybe later than we deserve, doing Twins II with Danny.
Anyway it's far from a surprising splitup. Obviously Maria was not in the mood to spend another ten years looking the other way from Ahnold's antics on the set. And in 2011, it's not that much of a shock.
Now the last time a Kennedy broke up with an aging movie star, when Pat left Peter Lawford in '66, was a real sizzler in its day. It had been just two years since Rockefeller lost his shot at the White House for being a divorced man making a baby with a divorced woman.
Anyway I figure this will lead to Maria doing a show on OWN. And to Ahnold, sooner than we think, but maybe later than we deserve, doing Twins II with Danny.
When Nixon resigned, his face wasn't on Time's cover with an X on it.
That's because he led us in the fight to kill all those aliens wearing cheap suits who had bedevilled mankind for thousands of years.
And to think it took the Beeb to remind us of this....
And maybe that's why our military finally got cracking and killed the SOB. From the looks of those Dr Who eps it looks like we killed all those aliens in a couple of minutes. The country sure has slowed down since then.
(Let me make it clear that, when I mention slowing-down, I am not referring to this website's format in any way. Come to think of it, I want to appeal my destarring. I distinctly remember putting "sheen" into the search and seeing nothing posted that weekend about his getting dumped. I may have been doing it wrong but I still feel I was checking up as much as any reasonably conscientious commenter would.)
That's because he led us in the fight to kill all those aliens wearing cheap suits who had bedevilled mankind for thousands of years.
And to think it took the Beeb to remind us of this....
And maybe that's why our military finally got cracking and killed the SOB. From the looks of those Dr Who eps it looks like we killed all those aliens in a couple of minutes. The country sure has slowed down since then.
(Let me make it clear that, when I mention slowing-down, I am not referring to this website's format in any way. Come to think of it, I want to appeal my destarring. I distinctly remember putting "sheen" into the search and seeing nothing posted that weekend about his getting dumped. I may have been doing it wrong but I still feel I was checking up as much as any reasonably conscientious commenter would.)
Qaddafi, duck!
