@Mutley: Ooooh I like this idea!
@Joshua Stein: She's old. She acts like a crazy cat lady, therefore (regardless of actual age) she's old.
@misslinda: Right-o, let me just talk to my friend Kari (she owes me some money...).
@misslinda: He does.
@Go Like Hell Machine: It's 2009 baby! The game's totally changed.
I know someone who is going to get this. He has the lighter application and I believe that he also has an application that's a joint. But I might have made that one up.
Well, that's not very professional!
@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: They have a really great business plan!
Whatever, Whole Foods' Santa Fe Sunrise sandwich is defuckinglicious. Sometimes when you're drinking and surrounded by a bunch of insufferable jackasses you just need some avocado and red onion.
This is what I know:
People are stupid.
People are stupid.
Could #2 be one of those How I Met Your Mother guys? I'd like to think it's the annoyingly strange dark haired one.
Oh God. Why do I want to have sex with him?
This puts my current romantic situation in a whole new light.
This puts my current romantic situation in a whole new light.
4. Is Camilla Belle. Right? Why is she famous? Whatever, she is very pretty.
This is the worst news ever.
I have had flu symptoms all week.
So...umm if I die or something at least my tumblr lives on.
I have had flu symptoms all week.
So...umm if I die or something at least my tumblr lives on.
He is not creepy. He is....wonderful. Where does he live? How can I meet him? Does he like younger women?
@Claire Buoyant: My first thought was "Adorable!!!!"
Then I threw up.
Then I threw up.
@Golly Gee Holly: on this tv show.
duh!
"It's okay you guys, I got a job! I'm playing a model on this tv. Oh shit...it's on the CW."
No but really, she is.
Hey! The notice is pink and her name is Peaches! It's like my ballet class fantasies came true in one horrible bizarro nightmare. If only Peaches looked like Alicia Silverstone rather than a homely homeless girl.
I want to go to there....
the penis. I want to go to the penis. not the store.
